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Buy a giant magnet, like the size of a child, so the stuck bit comes flying out your cabinet and pings onto the giant magnet with a resounding clunk. At least that’s what they do in a cartoon.

Lacks the edge that comes with real competition. Let’s face it, England could lose heavily to the Czechs on Tuesday, without having a single shot on goal, let alone scoring - and yet still comfortably sail through to the next round because they managed to scrape together one measly goal in...

Boo. Gutted for Torquay. Two perfectly legit goals disallowed. Travesty!

Come on Torquay!! Amazing scenes with that goal, and totally deserved as there was nothing wrong with the two that had been disallowed before. Justice!! Rubbish camera gantry though, it’s like watching the game via a drone.

No, Southgate’s busy wrestling with a huge dilemma. Does he go with the same 11 that started against Scotland, or is it time to really mix it up, be bold and brave and - gasp - bring back Kieran Trippier instead of that crazee wild out-there experiment of playing Luke Shaw?

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Scenes. Fantastic stadium, absolutely packed, going full batshit mental.

Hands up I’ve only fully watched two Celtic games in recent months. But both times he looked peripheral and disinterested to me. My worry would be him landing here with a “I’m better than this” mindset - “I should be at Leicester/playing in Europe” - which could see that stay the case. But...

Ffs, they’re literally all stood still like fvcking statues. Bollocks. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

While they’ll be happily luzzing the lagers around Leicester Square again tonight, deep down the Scots will be a little gutted not to have won this to be honest. They’ve had at least three great chances to score. England had that Stones header off the post, and that’s pretty much been it...

20 minutes to go. Better sub Kane now, hopefully that just about gives him time to make it off the pitch before the game’s over. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Three of the last four England corners limping barely above waist height into the box. Comfortably tapped away by the first man. Cross it properly ffs.

Sterling having a bit of a mare in the rain. Think he’s failed to control pretty much everything that’s come his way so far. With Kane quiet again too, we just lack much real threat up front at the moment.

Gives everyone time to head home and watch the football.

Chances of that been sorted in time practically zero I’d say. Last I heard, the chance that 2xVac makes amber go green is unlikely until August, if at all.

“Hi, Graham? Daniel Levy from Spurs here. It’s about the manager job. Now, I know, you’re our seventh choice, but…” Click.

Ouch. 28 off the over.