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OK It Was A Good Result But It Looked Like Being A Tough Night Until Walcott's Flukey First Goal Went In. And Lampard Was Shit As Usual. Get Gerard Back In. And What The f*** Is Heskey Doing Up Front? I'm Sorry But Being "A Handful" Aint Going To Win Us The World Cup. My Changes For World...

Yes, Yes I Have Yes, Yes I Am Yes, Yes I Was Yes, Yes It Will Yes, Yes He Is. Yes, Yes. Don't Worry My Friends. They Can't Silence The Truth. I'll Be Back.

Get A Life You Sad f***

Erm. Starting A Thread Aimed At Someone. A Ban Please

Kuipers (Though We Should Concentrate On Getting Southall Out Of Retirement) Whing Elphick Virgo Richards Cox Thomson Fogden - We Need Fight In Midfield. This Kid Fought CANCER McLeod Gatting - He Always Seems To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time Robinson - Pace To Burn

Right. I'm Off To Bed But Suffice To Say I Would Have Been There If Some Pissy Kinckered Old Bag Hadn't Hidden My Ticket.

Maybe But She Still Looks Like Bernard Bresslaw.

No Skin Off My Nose Mate, No Need To Apologise. I'm Just Flabbergasted That Something That Big Is Only 14 Years Old. She's What? 5 Foot 8 And 14 Stone?

Almost. Monster Yes. Muslim - Not By A Long Stretch.

Hear Hear. Leave It Out, Eh Vulture?

And Fat. Seriously - Is She Really 14? She Looks Like A Lardy Bernard Bresslaw. Which One Is Which? It's A Toughy, I'll Grant You

And Fat. Seriously - Is She Really 14? She Looks KLike A Lardy Bernard Bresslaw. Which One Is Which? It's A Toughy, I'll Grant You

f*** Off. I Post More Stupid Posts Than That Every f***ing Day Of My Life. Probably Before Breakfast Too. Richie's A f***ing Amateur.

You've Got Warts On Your Cock?

Ha Ha! Jokes On You. I've Got f***ing Huge Feet. You Know What? I Have Tried The Suffocation Whilst Wanking Thing But It's Not Really My Idea Of Fun. I Much Prefer Shoving Things Up My Arse. I Once Got A 2 Litre Bottle Of Tango Up Well Past The Neck Into My Jap's Eye.

Shows How Much You Know About Me. I've Been Eligible To Vote Since The Eighties, You Spacky Twat.

I've Calmed Down A Bit Now. Nothing Beats An Angry Wank. Stupid Tart Is Still Looking For Her Specs. f*** Her. That'll Teach Her For Hiding My Albion Ticket

f*** You. Leave Me Alone You Stupid Prick. You Don't Know What My Mum Is Like. She's Always Picking On Me, The Bitch. Cheers For The Heads Up On That. I'll Give It A Bash. Or Two.

Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant FEg2qpJwpz8

Oh. I See. No - I've Got A Set Of Jumbo Felt Tip Pens That I Tend To Have For That Purpose. I Get 3 Or 4 Of Them In A Bunch, Tie Them Up With An Elastic Band And Then Shove Those Up My Arse. Bit Of A Tip (Excuse The Pun) Make Sure You Secure The Lids Tightly.