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"I earn forty thousand pounds a year and I'm worth every penny". Along with a small statue of a man with a coat over his head being bundled onto a coach in Rochdale.

How on earth did he, as a human being, put up with an entire football ground singing "You're scum and your wife's a slag" week after week?

Really sad news. Sarah was, like me, a regular bus-steward on the trips to Gillingham. I hadn't seen her for ages but she was always friendly while not, as Liz C told the Argus, suffering fools. I think she worked in banking, and as a consequence understood all the complex business shenanigans...

Another Ruislip Albionist. Excellent. Hi.

Read this newspaper article. It will make your weekend. http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10842150.Crystal_Palace_to_stay_up__aliens_tell_Bromley_woman_who__used_to_be_Joan_of_Arc_/?ref=twtrec

Court 13, not before 1400. I am sitting in the Old Bailey cafeteria as I type this. I'm not sure I'll be able to go into court, though -- I'm working on another case.

Spot on. I rather hope newsreaders don't mix up who and whom on the Beeb. They don't when I write their scripts, anyway. But what's wrong with "half nine"? Everyone says it.

I'll tell you what's GREAT: the 4am cab podcast.

Oh great. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/19_03_12_day59_portsmouth_brighton.pdf

Are "officially" out tomorrow. But *cough* April 05 Surrey, The Kia Oval, (LVCC 1) 12 Lancashire, Liverpool, (LVCC 1) 26 Warwickshire, Hove, (LVCC 1) May 01 Leeds/Bradford MCCU, Weetwood, (UNI) 05 West Indies, Hove, (TOM 3) 09 Lancashire, Hove, (LVCC 1) 13 Unicorns, Hove, (CB40) 16...

The official result: C gain from LD Ind lose 1, LD lose 3, C gain 4 New council: Ind 1, LD 18, C 22

Hello everyone. I don't come on here much any more, but I thought I'd share this report from BBC Sussex: That is all.

Time to emerge from months of NSC hiding to say: that's really rather good. And top leakage, who ever dunnit.

"Town full of bigots, you're just a town full of bigots"

Only just seen this. Yes, NUJ again. The (quite expensive) contributions are actually well worth it because my employer would have done away with all sorts of unsocial hours pay given half the chance (I work at night a lot; it's vital). We're currently trying to stop our pensions being robbed...

And frankly, the six o'clock news on Radio 4 is The Pinnacle Of All News. Good work.

Top work, thanks Dan. If you want to get the calendar on your iPhone, don't re-key everything! Sync your iphone with your google profile using the instructions here (It will also sync your google email and contacts, though you can switch these options off if you prefer) Set Up Your Apple...

It takes an absolute YONK. My iTunes has backed up my iPhone, downloaded the update, restored factory settings, installed the update, and is now re-syncing all the music. Grr.

The American Express Community Stadium? That'll do nicely.

Hmmmm, I'm now hearing that this might all be a "malicious rumour". Good job I don't work for the world's most trusted news organisation or anything. Sorry everyone.