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I'll make sure I don't buy the wifes Rampant Rabbit from Amazon then if you're gonna post random purchases on here, I don't wanna spoil her surprise, or the rest of the family's when she opens it :facepalm:

First of all sorry for your loss, especially so close to christmas, secondly I found this for you, I've had a look through it and it'll probablt be of some use, hope this helps http://www.barnardos.org.uk/child_bereavement_booklet_explaining_death.pdf Stay strong

shit dude, has she no respect, any bird that ruins a Ray Winstone film with pathetic sobbing needs to be shown the door IMO, jesus all you said was you wanted a threesome and she wasn't one of the three, stand proud fella, you said what every bloke thinks, she should appreciate what an honest...

Just had a look, well done mate, enjoy the game :-)

Are you sure you're not really Simon Grayson, who having wanted to watch Eastenders instead couldn't be arsed to watch any Albion videos to suss out our team ???

Saving Grace - The Cranberries

Madness, Brighton Centre :rock:

:bowdown: there's nothing quite like hijacking a thread :lolol:

I might have a mate round and spit roast the wife :facepalm:

I normally miss the word out if my little boy's around, for **** sake, what a load of ****. then people look at you waiting for you to finish the sentence, keep em hanging :mad:

Ha Ha stop picking on me Rev, I'm starting to feel insecure and vulnerable :(

Half-time result: Huddersfield Albion goals: 2 Huddersfield goals: 1 First Albion goalscorer: CMS

sorry I'm here by mistake, I thought it read "my wifes cockring"

Quality, bottle it and sell it, my cheque's in the post, be nice on a night out with the lad's "what's that aftershave you're wearing mate" "Susanna Reid's pussy juice"

Just to add a bit more credibility to the story, QPR are trying to land Anelka, if so that would more than likely signal Bobby's departure from Loftus Road

Feels like Heaven- Flock of Seagulls

Has to be Elvis Presley dying, I cried and had to have the day off school, just thought I'd share that with you all for reasons I can't think of :facepalm:

won't affect me, I spend the journey in the toilet, if I'm travelling on a shit rail service that can't even get me to Falmer on boxing day I may as well sit amongst the shit :lolol:

Even better, tie her to the bed with a couple of Brighton scarves wearing nothing but a Brighton shirt, have some fun and post the pics on the Palace forum, job done:facepalm:

not just me then lol, if I woke up next to that this morning I wouldn't be at work now, don't think the missus would be too happy though