Which bird will you be roasting this Christmas?

[Nibble]

To quote Alan Partridge, ".......Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing......."

Haha! "Yeah an then he flipped her over right and....it started first time!" Ha, enjoy Thailand!

 

[centurion40]

I might have a mate round and spit roast the wife

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[Kumquat]

I might have a mate round and spit roast the wife

I do like the expression "spit roast" although recently i have been using the term "double-team". In fact I've used it so much that my girlfriend asked me if i fantasised about having sex with her and another woman at the same time. I replied "Well, two other women actually". She said "Oh my god! A Foursome?". I replied "How did you make that four?" I've had to turn the TV up because of the sound of her sobbing. For f***'s sake, she knows how much I like Minder and it's the one with Ray Winstone.

 

[Biffer]

Haunch of venison from Barfields at Fiveways. It's a winner.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Some bird in my local wine bar may well be getting a roasting this Xmas

 

[CheeseRolls]

One of these fellas - Bronze

Free range turkeys by Appledore Turkeys

I love Turkey and don't mind splashing out for this.

 

[centurion40]

I do like the expression "spit roast" although recently i have been using the term "double-team". In fact I've used it so much that my girlfriend asked me if i fantasised about having sex with her and another woman at the same time. I replied "Well, two other women actually". She said "Oh my god! A Foursome?". I replied "How did you make that four?" I've had to turn the TV up because of the sound of her sobbing. For f***'s sake, she knows how much I like Minder and it's the one with Ray Winstone.

there's nothing quite like hijacking a thread

 

[Return of the Rev]

Some bird in my local wine bar may well be getting a roasting this Xmas

STILL HAVE WINE BARS IN CROWBOROUGH

 

[perseus]

Hilda Turkey is not just for Christmas. Its for Boxing Day as well.

I might have a Pigeon for Breakfast. But that will be fried.

In Hungary, its Carp.

List of Christmas dishes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

PS: They sell Gingerbread Houses in Aldi (see under Canada on wiki)

 

[Albion 4ever]

With consumers being warned to order their turkeys earlier than ever this Christmas due to the severe shortage, what bird will you be roasting this Christmas?

Something traditional, moist and succulent, you know what you're getting?

Something more daring, and different, could be exciting but may not live up to expectations?

Will you be going the whole hog as it's christmas and entering into a multi-bird roast?

Or pehaps birds aren't your thing and you'll be partaking in a nut roast?

I have not heard of a turkey shortage this year on the news. Where have you heard?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

still have wine bars in crowborough

oh ya !!!

 

[Worthingite]

oh ya !!!

Bugatti's is not a "wine bar". It always was, however, the place to go in Crowborough for loose clunge. If you could get out without losing your shoes on the stickiest floor in the world, you had generally pulled

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Bugatti's is not a "wine bar". It always was, however, the place to go in Crowborough for loose clunge. If you could get out without losing your shoes on the stickiest floor in the world, you had generally pulled

Buggattis has been closed now for over 3 years the wine bar has been their about 12 years now where the old Friday Ad shop used to be

 

[Worthingite]

Buggattis has been closed now for over 3 years the wine bar has been their about 12 years now where the old Friday Ad shop used to be

Bugatti's closed?!?! Bugger, where does one go to pull slags in the T Wells/Crowborough area now?!?!!

 

[BensGrandad]

It will be roast turkey and rib of beef in BensGrandads household.

 

[Kumquat]

there's nothing quite like hijacking a thread

And it's the one where Winstone shouts "Quick, it's the river filth!" as he and his unruly mob attempt to escape from the police on the Thames. And my girlfriend's pathetc sobbing soiled it. I know what ray would have said. "Slaaaaaaaaaaag!" Possibly.

 

[JJB]

One of these fellas - Bronze

Free range turkeys by Appledore Turkeys

I love Turkey and don't mind splashing out for this.

I went to uni with the daughter, can vouch for a very good product. They're sold all over the south east and are well worth every £ spent.

 

[Dougie]

I think im going to start the festivities with a nice roasted seagull on the first day of xmas .

 

[The Modfather]

Turkey is the tradition in my gaff