Which bird will you be roasting this Christmas?

[Kumquat]

Glad she's seen the error of her ways, just tell her in future you don't mind her getting upset but if she wants to sob loudly and ruin your viewing pleasure, she can f*** off round one of her mates houses and leave you in peace.

Oh, no, no, no. Maybe you haven't seen my previous posts but i don't let her leave the house without me. That way madness lies. She usually sobs gently too. She just forgot herself for a bit and I had to remind her to keep it down.

 

[Kumquat]

Bought the turkey and put it in the freezer and today bought the Rib of Beef on the bone from the butcher in the market in Burgess Hill excellent value only £8 per kilo. His beef including steak is always excellent.

You know talking to yourself is the first sign of madness? :0)

 

[BensGrandad]

And answering is the 2nd

 

[Kumquat]

And answering is the 2nd

 

[banjo]

Turkey and a nice gammon.

 

[ewe2]

I think my goose has been cooked already !!!!

 

[Peever]

can you not get together with a friend or 2? share a drink and some food...

Perhaps but not yet been invited by any

 

[centurion40]

Oh, no, no, no. Maybe you haven't seen my previous posts but i don't let her leave the house without me. That way madness lies. She usually sobs gently too. She just forgot herself for a bit and I had to remind her to keep it down.

Wtf when my missus says "I'm going out" I think thank f*** for that, then she ruins it by coming home, I keep hoping she'll bang her head and forget where she lives then if she does stumble across the house I can pretend I haven't got a clue who the hell she is and tell her to be gone.
Anyway anytime you need advice you know where I am lol

 

[Normal Rob]

Perhaps but not yet been invited by any

well may i be the first (and hopefully not the last) to wish you a very merry christmas

 

[Peever]

well may i be the first (and hopefully not the last) to wish you a very merry christmas

As it turns out Normal Rob with the way my days off happened at Christmas and our normal days off for Christmas ive got a week off so I will be heading home! Turkey and Ham for me

 

[hitony]

It's @Turkey season!

If my memory serves me well......and from a conversation we had years ago regarding seeing the Rolling Stones at the Millenium Stadium......your comment above means your gonna EAT your own BROTHER!!!