haha, i'd not thought of that!!
although i'm not sure you'd need cheesy chat up lines with attributes such as missing limbs, you'd literally be fending the females off!!
you would have no leg at all, so you would NOT be able to fasten a subsititute leg on by any means!!
the same goes for arms!!
if you choose arms, you will continue through life without anything for legs and vice versa!!
at least there'd be a community online that you could contribute to and...
you would have your complete arm attire, so hands and forearms are included!!
this is not a question about phlidomides, merely a question of limb preference!!
i would rather have arms as you could always get wheels and you'd still be able to do must things, cooking, cleaning, wanking, telephoning.
if you had no arms you'd not be able to do anything but walk, and you'd have trouble balancing!!
i thought we were going to take a crate of strongbow on and neck them until we were unable to prevent ourselves projectile vomiting all over the stage.
i fear the problem with this however is that we would need to pass a preliminary audition and we would be ruined by the time we got to perform...