If you HAD to audition for Britain's Got Talent, what would you do?

[Scotty Mac]

id have that key vertebrate removed so i would be able to pleasure myself orally, before spitting the resulting liquid all over amanda holden and telling her there is plenty more where that came from

 

[Brian Fantana]

id have that key vertebrate removed so i would be able to pleasure myself orally, before spitting the resulting liquid all over amanda holden and telling her there is plenty more where that came from

Funny but disgusting in equal measure. Bravo.

 

[Gullywog]

id have that key vertebrate removed so i would be able to pleasure myself orally, before spitting the resulting liquid all over amanda holden and telling her there is plenty more where that came from

i thought we were going to take a crate of strongbow on and neck them until we were unable to prevent ourselves projectile vomiting all over the stage.

i fear the problem with this however is that we would need to pass a preliminary audition and we would be ruined by the time we got to perform before the judges!

 

[BensGrandad]

I would audition for Piers Morgan's job as I am sure that nobody could be worse than him.

 

[gullshark]

I'd learn to fart the tune of GOSBTS.

 

[Hunting 784561]

I'd fart the opening medley of the William Tell Overture, played jauntily at a rapid 78m rpm.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I would strip naked and shag Amanda Holden.

 

[Giraffe]

I would sing whilst wanking. Not easy, try it. It kind of puts you off your stroke.

 

[vulture]

I would strip naked and shag Amanda Holden.

the one inch wonder

 

[Brian Fantana]

I would sing whilst wanking. Not easy, try it. It kind of puts you off your stroke.

One of the funniest things I have read on here in AGES.