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Gives it that extra edge though don't it? Like oranges and cling film. Or shrink tubing with a hair-dryer.

To help prove you're not you must repeat the mantra: Dwayne is a wanker, Dwayne is a wanker It's sort of an initiation thing.

Top up with some lard butties. And why doesn't anyone eat dripping anymore?

It's because green doesn't make the Government vast quantities of tax cash like alcohol. They should sort it out. I myself have a drink problem. Two arms, only one mouth.

Hello from one Jem to another.

How about one of Santa's little helpers? (Not the dog)

I've been looking for a decent piccy of her for the 'beautiful ladies' thread for months now - but all the good ones are on flibberygibbert's site that's never connected. Schweinhund!

I've been told I look like persons ranging from Tom Cruise to Phil Mitchell. ???

If that's true then how come my local phone box isn't like the Hanging Gardens Of Babylon?

In his defence he does say he's lost.

You just beat me to that one. Now football. There's a game for yer. A truly GLOBAL sport. A game most countries on the planet are glad to call their national game.

Gareth - Are you a shirtlifter? ;)

Horrid, talentless nonebritys. Aguilera even looks good next to them.

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I thought it was an anagram like the Fawlty Towers' sign - 'Flay Otters' or Flowery Twats' It took me ages before I realised it didn't actually say anything. I guess I should have read what you wrote.

Voted for by lobotomised pre-pubescent deaf girls.

I agree - total guessing for most of the answers bar a few. Who the f*** knows the angle of a hippopotamus' maw or the number of lightning flashes per second? Yes, I didn't do very well.

Bolton?

The same as me then - hard and fast

My attitude is superb. What makes you think I'm bothered about Lincoln?