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Nobody likes a smart arse Marshy! :rolleyes:

YOU should be WORKING and NOT watching the tennis! :jester:

And I bet if Portugal had scored the goal, it would have been given!! Afterall, you do expect some kind of home advantage don't you? It's not as if the team were gonna give them that home advantage is it? PS. Use of the "c" word is reserved for those who especially deserve it.

What? Have i said something inaccurate? What?

C U N T !

Its problem solved now everyone. Thanks for all your suggestions, especially marshy :dunce: I've just cut n pasted if on to a new document, then added the page numbers last, and hey presto! Thanks again! :clap2: **Thread closed**

I've actually cut and pasted the document onto a "new" page now, hence inserting the landscape page at an earlier point. Would that solve your suggestion? I dunno!

Re: Re: Re: Microsoft Word 2000-help required Actually, its fine up to and including the landscape page, but the next page skips a number out!

Re: Re: Microsoft Word 2000-help required Yes, but the page numpbers f*** up making the landscape page 44 when it shoulb be 43, which fucks up the rest of the document! Any ideas?

How did i know that YOU would be the first to reply! :jester: You're NO help are ya! :rolleyes:

This is the wordprocesser i have at work, which is fine apart from one little problem, and hopefully the good people of NSC can assist me. I have a 64 page document all which (apart from one inserted page) are "portrait" under the page layout. However, the page after my "landscape" page always...

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Who gives a f***? Not me! :shootself

If you get TWO bookings in the group stages, the suspension is carried over. If you only have one booking after the group stages have finished, that yellow card is wiped from the slate. Hence, when the Croatia game was sewn up by england, Sven took off Rooney, Scholes and Lampard to prevent...

I'm not counting my chickens tonight!!! :jester:

I can confirm what safegoon is saying as one of the girls i work with told me this morning that her boyfriends mate has been deported, who lives in burgess hill. Didn't realise he was albion tho! :nono: I believe who thhrew a bottle at the old bill!

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Stop being a COCKER, and get your ARSE down the GILLY!! :jester:

FUCKTARD! :salute: