1) Score a goal. CMS
2) Score with a header. Barnes
3) Score from outside the area. Lua Lua
4) Score an own goal. Greer
5) Miss a penalty. CMS
6) Be booked. Bridcutt
7) Be sent off. Calderon
8) Be substituted. Lua Lua
9) Come on as a substitute. Noone
10) Conceed a penalty. Greer
The South Park Cartoon Wars episode sums up Family Guy pretty well, when it says it's basically a load of random gags, some of which can be very funny. However the writing in South Park is far superior.
The Village Green Preservation Society - The Kinks
f*** You - Lily Allen
What is my role? - Edwyn Collins
God is on The Radio - Queens of The Stoneage
I Hope, I Think, I Know - Oasis