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"A jolly decent favour"?? "We told her it looked smashing"?? Please can we not have anymore poems about Falmer, they're grim xx

I thought I might care about it. But I didn't. If you'd titled it something like 'Aberdeen fan throws notepad at Mark Hateley in incident about as far removed from Brighton and Hove Albion or anything interesting as possible' I probably wouldn't have. xx

Perseus, DUDE, we all enjoy a trip on the magic roundabout from time to time but you gotta lay off those mushrooms, man. xx PS The phone-in is for geeks who have nothing better to do after a match than ring bloody SCR

No you're not. If you don't renew the club won't come running after you begging for it. If you don't think it's worth £800, don't pay it, it's meant to be entertainment not an ordeal. xx

Woohoo, it's out today!! My offer of free beer for everyone still stands if it gets into the top 40 and it's a lovely single, buy it... xx

Wa-ha-heyyy!!! It's the Brains of Britain Award!! You're spot on. The board are going to issue a full press release tomorrow detailing Plan B, and Plans C, D and E while they're about it. That way we can give the NIMBY's plenty of alternatives to suggest to Prescott before he makes the...

Ooh hoo hoo, you're busted now berkshire!! "Was it Colonel Berkshire, on the main board, with the laughing smiley?" The anti-humour brigade definitely won this Cluedo session. xx

I know it's an inadequate answer but it is your choice to stick around. Football fans do get used and do suffer from a lack of communication, far worse at most clubs than here. The main problem with a lot of fans is that they have this illusion that the club somehow 'needs' them, feels attached...

That wouldn't really be a reason for the club to fold. If someone told me the Albion would perenially hover between the lower two divisions for the rest of my existance I'd still be quite content to continue spending most of it following them. I wouldn't grieve if the Albion folded, what's the...

Yes, that's another good point. During my brief rugby career I played hooker (leave it) and regularly came up against the fattest, greasiest, most hygeine-challenged lad in school. I could almost feel the lice gnawing at my testicles during the scrum. The only consolation was he also used to...

Because he's criminally insane...and sometimes you have to laugh at death and Bianca leaving and armageddon and the possibility of not having a football club to cling to and stuff like that. xx

I didn't think Mark McGhee was a good appointment and my view on that hasn't changed, although obviously he has my support 100% while he's Albion manager (it's not like I've got anything better to do.) He doesn't inspire confidence and having mates who are Wolves fans doesn't help. You can see...

I always wanted to get into rugby, in fact I got very into rugby league at one point and trained with the London Broncos. But I always associate rugby with overweight schoolboys, regularly beaten by their 4x4-driving, Tory-voting parents. And games teachers who shout a lot and quite obviously...

Brothers and sisters, let's sort this out. Next Saturday, instead of going to the Bournemouth game which we all KNOW will be another tedious 90 minutes in this season of mediocrity, let's ALL get together at Falmer. We'll sample a few mushrooms, have a mass skip through the fields hand in hand...

Oh please for the love of Falmer stop replying to FG. The people who have replied to him are infinitely more idiotic than he is because they've given him the gratification of a reply and the millimetre of attention that comes with it, guaranteeing he'll be back. xx

Aaaaargh........ It's like some horrendous, never-ending acid trip. FG's platitudinous undertones paradoxically bequest the joke on everyone who replies. It's hard to surmise what's more plebeian on the eye, his monotonous yet clearly designed reams of shite or the mutterings of those asinine...

I actually copy and pasted it from a mate of mine on another message board. That in itself is meticulously depraved, I concede, but having said that once I get to 500 posts my ego will systematically self-detonate (and I will subsequently enjoy a full week of relative productivity within the...

Can we all please not feed the trolls in future? Christ, someone comes on going "falmer sucks the board suck you all suck gimme some attention gimme some attention gimme some attention" and then everyone comes in here going "ATTENTION!" xx

Why have you included a sentence saying that people travelling by train won't be able to get to Cleethorpes and should hope for a lift, when further down you've pasted Richie's advice that a bus will be available? Anyway I don't think I can make it now tomorrow, sorry Richie. I can't exculpate...