Man of Harveys
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Picture question: Who is this?
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Ding Dong !
Boy I'm HOT today !
What do you call a one eyed deer ?
I've no idea !!!!
I've no idea !!!!
Ding Dong ! said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
STILL no idea.
Man of Harveys
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It's Alois ALZHEIMER dearMan of Harveys said:Picture question: Who is this?
And of course the old chestnut....
Who is the only footballer to score in cup finals in both England and Scotland in the same season?
Who is the only footballer to score in cup finals in both England and Scotland in the same season?
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Man of Harveys said:Picture question: Who is this?
A pint of milk?
captainmorganrum
Wrexham
SPORT ROUND?
1 In the Isle of Man TT race, what do the letters `TT` stand for?
TOURIST TROPHY
2 In relation to Football, what was introduced during the severe winter of 1963 and has been used in similar circumstances ever since?
THE POOLS PANEL
3 In the English and Scottish football leagues, which team has the longest name?
INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE
4 Who won six World Professional Snooker Championships in the 1970s?
RAY REARDON
5 In American professional baseball, how many yards are there between bases?
30 YARDS
6 Which three England outfield players didn’t play a single minute in World Cup 2006?
JERMAINE JENAS, WAYNE BRIDGE AND THEO WALCOTT
7 Who in 1988 became the first boxer to win world titles at five officially recognises weights?
SUGAR RAY LEONARD
8 How long is a ten-pin bowling lane? Is it 40 feet, 60 feet or 80 feet?
60 FEET
9 In which of these sports would you compete for the Nino Bibbia Cup? Is it Bobsleigh, Curling, Golf or Volleyball
BOBSLEIGH
10 How many players compete in an equestrian polo team?
FOUR
1 In the Isle of Man TT race, what do the letters `TT` stand for?
TOURIST TROPHY
2 In relation to Football, what was introduced during the severe winter of 1963 and has been used in similar circumstances ever since?
THE POOLS PANEL
3 In the English and Scottish football leagues, which team has the longest name?
INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE
4 Who won six World Professional Snooker Championships in the 1970s?
RAY REARDON
5 In American professional baseball, how many yards are there between bases?
30 YARDS
6 Which three England outfield players didn’t play a single minute in World Cup 2006?
JERMAINE JENAS, WAYNE BRIDGE AND THEO WALCOTT
7 Who in 1988 became the first boxer to win world titles at five officially recognises weights?
SUGAR RAY LEONARD
8 How long is a ten-pin bowling lane? Is it 40 feet, 60 feet or 80 feet?
60 FEET
9 In which of these sports would you compete for the Nino Bibbia Cup? Is it Bobsleigh, Curling, Golf or Volleyball
BOBSLEIGH
10 How many players compete in an equestrian polo team?
FOUR
captainmorganrum
Wrexham
WORDS AND STUFF
1 Rearrange this nine letter word to form another word (POORSIGNS)
PROGNOSIS
2 A little bit of blockbusters now….if you are overdrawn at the bank, you would be I T R
IN THE RED
3 This K G is a large fruit ice cream…..
KNICKERBOCKER GLORY
4 What is written on the squares in the four corners of a Scrabble board?
TRIPLE WORD
5 An orchidectomy is the surgical removal of what?
THE TESTICLES
6 How many S’s are there in the word SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
THREE
7 What are the first three words in the Bible?
IN THE BEGINNING
8 Who, collectively, are Mizaru, Mikazaru, and Mazaru?
THE THREE WISE MONKEYS: MIZARU (SEE NO EVIL), MIKAZARU (HEAR NO EVIL), AND MAZARU (SPEAK NO EVIL)
9 Catchphrases, who was known to say “Rock on Tommy!”
BOBBY BALL (of CANNON and BALL)
10 And who uttered the words “by the power of Greyskull”
HE-MAN (just before he transforms)
1 Rearrange this nine letter word to form another word (POORSIGNS)
PROGNOSIS
2 A little bit of blockbusters now….if you are overdrawn at the bank, you would be I T R
IN THE RED
3 This K G is a large fruit ice cream…..
KNICKERBOCKER GLORY
4 What is written on the squares in the four corners of a Scrabble board?
TRIPLE WORD
5 An orchidectomy is the surgical removal of what?
THE TESTICLES
6 How many S’s are there in the word SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
THREE
7 What are the first three words in the Bible?
IN THE BEGINNING
8 Who, collectively, are Mizaru, Mikazaru, and Mazaru?
THE THREE WISE MONKEYS: MIZARU (SEE NO EVIL), MIKAZARU (HEAR NO EVIL), AND MAZARU (SPEAK NO EVIL)
9 Catchphrases, who was known to say “Rock on Tommy!”
BOBBY BALL (of CANNON and BALL)
10 And who uttered the words “by the power of Greyskull”
HE-MAN (just before he transforms)
captainmorganrum
Wrexham
GEOGRAPHY
1 What is the only mobile national monument in the USA?
THE CABLE CARS OF SAN FRANCISCO
2 Which European capital was once known as Christiania?
OSLO
3 What is the longest river in Scotland?
THE TAY
4 Liechtenstein is sandwiched in between which two European countries?
AUSTRIA AND SWITZERLAND
5 Chinese are the largest ethnic group in this small island country at the tip of the Malay peninsula. Name this country
SINGAPORE
6 Which of these is not a Canadian provincial capital?
Calgary, Halifax, Toronto, Winnipeg
CALGARY
7 What is the captial of the Isle of Man?
DOUGLAS
8 What is the only river which flows both north and south of the equator?
THE CONGO
9 What is the only Australian state that doesn’t contain the letter S?
VICTORIA
10 Which country has the most land borders with other countries?
CHINA (14)
Afghanistan , Bhutan, Burma, India, Kazakhstan, North Korea, Kyrgyzstan, Laos , Mongolia, Nepal, Pakistan , Russia , Tajikistan, Vietnam
1 What is the only mobile national monument in the USA?
THE CABLE CARS OF SAN FRANCISCO
2 Which European capital was once known as Christiania?
OSLO
3 What is the longest river in Scotland?
THE TAY
4 Liechtenstein is sandwiched in between which two European countries?
AUSTRIA AND SWITZERLAND
5 Chinese are the largest ethnic group in this small island country at the tip of the Malay peninsula. Name this country
SINGAPORE
6 Which of these is not a Canadian provincial capital?
Calgary, Halifax, Toronto, Winnipeg
CALGARY
7 What is the captial of the Isle of Man?
DOUGLAS
8 What is the only river which flows both north and south of the equator?
THE CONGO
9 What is the only Australian state that doesn’t contain the letter S?
VICTORIA
10 Which country has the most land borders with other countries?
CHINA (14)
Afghanistan , Bhutan, Burma, India, Kazakhstan, North Korea, Kyrgyzstan, Laos , Mongolia, Nepal, Pakistan , Russia , Tajikistan, Vietnam
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Q: Should Brussels sprouts be boiled for:
a) 1 hour
b) 8 hours
c) 3 days?
A: Use a STEAMER you idiots.
a) 1 hour
b) 8 hours
c) 3 days?
A: Use a STEAMER you idiots.
Lokki 7
WSU
What's the largest crustacean?
Kings Cross station.
Kings Cross station.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Q: How much can a parakeet?
A: As much as toucan.
A: As much as toucan.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Q. Where's Saigon?
A. I am afraid, Si couldn't make it.
A. I am afraid, Si couldn't make it.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
And of course, no quiz should be without:
What's ET short for...? Cos he's only got little legs.
What's ET short for...? Cos he's only got little legs.
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
What's wrinkly, smells of pee and goes in and out?
YOU LOT DOING THE HOKEY COKEY
YOU LOT DOING THE HOKEY COKEY
Lokki 7
WSU
What does Tesco stand for?
Quality at low prices.
Quality at low prices.
Wardy
NSC's Benefits Guru
3 In the English and Scottish football leagues, which team has the longest name?
INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE
Is it not Associated Football Club Bourmouth?
INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE
Is it not Associated Football Club Bourmouth?
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
How often should you go to Happy Shopper for cat food?
a) once a day
b) twice a day
c) once an hour
a) once a day
b) twice a day
c) once an hour
Lokki 7
WSU
Wardywonderland said:
Or
Brighton and Hove albion Football Club?