Your mission, should you choose to accept it....

[Behind Enemy Lines]

q: What's Grey and smells of Curry?



























A: John Major's cock.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

3 In the English and Scottish football leagues, which team has the longest name?
INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE

Is it not Associated Football Club Bourmouth?

No, its not.

Presumably if you are allowed to include the 'football club' part, then so is he. INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE Football Club, would be significantly longer.

 

[Man of Harveys]

So...who won, Mavis, Vi or Daisy?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What do you get when you fall in love?

A man with a pin to burst your bubble.

 

[CHAPPERS]

At what age do mean start to wear suits every day, no matter what the weather?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Who broke my heart?

YOU DID, YOU DID

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

who played football for scotland and captained england at cricket?



























denis law and mike gatting

 

[Trufflehound]

What's-a matter you?

Hey! Gotta no respect.

 

[Lokki 7]

Q: On which side do you pass the dutchie?



A: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance

 

[Parson Henry]

Who put the bop in the bop shu bop shu bop?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Who put the bop in the bop shu bop shu bop?

the same bloke who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong ...

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Who is the lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas?

 

[Parson Henry]

the same bloke who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong ...

who was that guy

and who wrote the book of love

 

[Parson Henry]

Who is the lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas?

Black eyed pete?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Fill in the blanks round...


My ____-a-_____. My____-a-______. Oh won't you play with my___-a-_____.

 

[Parson Henry]

Fill in the blanks round...


My bric-a-brac. My bric-a-brac Oh won't you play with my shak-a-tak.

No?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Close Perry, but not the answer we were looking for I am afraid.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Fill in the blanks round...


My cheesa-a-dick . My cheese-a-dick. Oh won't you play with my funk-a-stick.

:WINNER:

 

[Trufflehound]

Fill in the blanks round...


My Etch-a-Sketch. My Etch-a-Sketch. Oh won't you play with my Etch-a-Sketch.

I don't remember that...

 

[colinpants]

how deep do you bury a coffin?