Your mission, should you choose to accept it....

[Trufflehound]

Fill in the blanks round...


My Stann-a-Stairlift. My Stann-a-Stairlift. Oh won't you play with my Stann-a-Stairlift.

OK, think I've got it this time...

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

What's the point of only having one foot in the grave?


A: None. Get them both in or jump right out of there and live to be 3,795 like the queen mum did.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

MoH and Truff, again very close but not quite there.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Fill in the blanks round...


(wind up) My gram-a-phone. My gram-a-phone. Oh won't you play with my viagra fed gram-a-phone.