Your mission, should you choose to accept it....

[Easy 10]

My missus does some nursing at an old folks home, and today she's been asked to do a little quiz for the wrinklies this afternoon. She's got to be there for 1.30pm TODAY, and I'm trying to cobble some questions together for her. Anyone care to chip in with a few general knowledge teasers ? Bear in mind its for the elderly, so not much point asking who is the lead singer of Black Eyed Peas or somthing. Probably some war stuff/geography/old films, that kind of thing...

(I need the ANSWERS as well please, obviously)

All contributions gratefully received

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Whats is Europe's highest Mountain.


























Mont Blanc

 

[Dave the OAP]

how many maltesers can ashleene of Big Brother get in her gob?


36 seemly

 

[Man of Harveys]

What about the world today, eh?
OH YES, TERRIBLE, YES

How's your sore toe? I SAID HOW'S YOUR SORE TOE?
OOH, GIVING ME GIP

 

[Ding Dong !]

What is the worlds longest river ?


The Amazon

 

[Easy 10]

What about the world today, eh?
OH YES, TERRIBLE, YES

How's your sore toe? I SAID HOW'S YOUR SORE TOE?
OOH, GIVING ME GIP

Thanks, knew I could rely on you.

 

[Trufflehound]

What is the worlds longest river ?


The Amazon

Ahem - it always used to be the Nile...

 

[Trufflehound]

What's the only animal that has four knees?

An elephant.

(or possibly a push-me-pull-you)

 

[Citrus]

What is the capital of Hungary?

Budapest

 

[Hampden Park]

what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

answer = elephino

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Q: What month and year was Winston Churchill's famous " fight them on the beaches speech"

A: June 1940

 

[Citrus]

Which of these is not an insect?

Wasp, Ladybird, Spider

 

[Wardy]

Which county is know as the Garden of England?



Kent

 

[Trufflehound]

Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Ahem - it always used to be the Nile...

Spoil sport

 

[Wozza]

what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Fuckedifino

 

[Stat Brother]

Why do you all only ever smell of wee-wee and cabbage?


Getting me an answer to that would be appricated.

 

[Trufflehound]

Q: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

A: Anything you like - he won't hear you.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Fuckedifino

 

[Barrel of Fun]

War.

Who wrote the Symphony of sorrowful songs?


Siegfried Sassoon.




What was the profession of Captain Mainwaring in Dad's Army?

Banker.