Your Just A Town Full Of Queers Chant

[Rich Suvner]

How about this in response to "does your boyfriend know you're here?"

Sh1t chat-up line
That's a sh1t chat-up line
Sh1t chat-up line
That's a sh1t chat-up line

Should shut em up for a bit

 

[C1 BHA]

woooooooooooooooooooo get you bitch

That would be good

Can't wait to see you doing this next game Dave....

 

[Bwian]

How about this in response to "does your boyfriend know you're here?"

Sh1t chat-up line
That's a sh1t chat-up line
Sh1t chat-up line
That's a sh1t chat-up line

Should shut em up for a bit

"He's with your wife
He's with your wife
The gay boy shags your wife" (Three Lions tune)

We definitely need a planned response to let the neanderthals know that they are not original. Part of me doesn't give a shit about what some wankers from Luton/QPR/Oldham etc sing but I also think it is offensive and if directed at minorities there would be all kinds of stink kicked up.

Best form of defence is attack so let's hit the tossers with something original right at the start of a game. That'll disarm them and probably confuse the daylights out of them too-remembering we are dealing with morons who think they're the first to grunt "Does your boyfriend etc".

 

[Van der Gully]

El Pres,

I have just returned from the far east and spent a few days in Singapore on the way back. One morning I read an article in the local paper about an Australian who had visited for their Mardi Gras parade, it was an insight into his life and detailed how much money he had spent during his stay in the country, up to that point I thought that I had been spending freely.

It appears that a country which previously shunned gay people and even punished homosexual acts with up to 10 years in prison has now realised how much the pink-dollar is worth to the economy and has eased its attitudes considerably.

 

[NMH]

Pathetic. NMH youre sometimes funny but that was pathetic.

"how much, for your Leyton bum, how much, for your Leyton bum ..... "

You're right wetfart - I hope you like the new improved version.

 

[Turkey]

"He's with your wife
He's with your wife
The gay boy shags your wife" (Three Lions tune)

We definitely need a planned response to let the neanderthals know that they are not original. Part of me doesn't give a shit about what some wankers from Luton/QPR/Oldham etc sing but I also think it is offensive and if directed at minorities there would be all kinds of stink kicked up.

Best form of defence is attack so let's hit the tossers with something original right at the start of a game. That'll disarm them and probably confuse the daylights out of them too-remembering we are dealing with morons who think they're the first to grunt "Does your boyfriend etc".

I like that. "He's with your wife, He's with your wife, He's with your wife, He's with."

 

[GNF on Tour]

Why don't we just steam their end and kick arse like the good old days?

 

[Vicar!]

Surely Brightons' going up! Brightons' going up!
Repeat al infinitum.

 

[Braders]

I like that. "He's with your wife, He's with your wife, He's with your wife, He's with."

how about ' i had your wife, i had your wife.... or ' that my son and thats my girl and thats my son ' pointing to all the kids in the away end ( i'll get my coat -AGAIN!)

 

[CHAPPERS]

Why don't we just steam their end and kick arse like the good old days?

Damn straight.

 

[Dandyman]

How about this in response to "does your boyfriend know you're here?"

Sh1t chat-up line
That's a sh1t chat-up line
Sh1t chat-up line
That's a sh1t chat-up line

Should shut em up for a bit

LOL

 

[Goring Gull]

Oh dear

 

[Superphil]

He's shagging your father
He's shagging your father

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I tried to start "We're gay, and we're beating you' at Oldham but it just wouldnt get going. Safeway was well up for it though, as usual.

 

[Mr Popkins]

a chant of "come and have a go if you think youre hard enough" followed by us all bendin over in their direction - would probably infuriate, confuse and quiten all in one hit!!!!
yep that mite shut then up! i will say i absolutely hate the chants and anything aimed back that stops it is worth trying!

quality!! id be up for that so to speak!!

 

[Rainbow Seagull]

Love it myself