Your Just A Town Full Of Queers Chant

[Superphil]

The gay chants don't bother me and they're all so old I'm suprised the opposition bother.

Maybe we should start singing YMCA, with all the arm actions, just to liven things up when the gay chants start up. ehrr you lead though and I'll follow

Perhaps we could modify it a bit, sing

B H and A

Fun to be in the

B H and A

 

[Jimbo Jones]

You lost to a bunch of queers?

 

[Rich Suvner]

Agree that best response is to respond in way that shows we dont give toss about silly insults...

my fav was at hartlepool, we all took money out of wallets and waved it at them (was so spur of moment yet the idea snowballed)

last yr at forest was brilliant - not takin part in their mexican wave and then havin our own with ridiculous sound effect to mock them... that had me laughin all the way home

this ideas just popped into head (altho im sure it wont take off)

a chant of "come and have a go if you think youre hard enough" followed by us all bendin over in their direction - would probably infuriate, confuse and quiten all in one hit!!!!

 

[Superphil]

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a chant of "come and have a go if you think youre hard enough" followed by us all bendin over in their direction - would probably infuriate, confuse and quiten all in one hit!!!!

LOL

 

[albiongirl]

have to agree the mexican wave was class!!! What bugs me is we are not a town we are CITY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Albion Dan]

Agree that best response is to respond in way that shows we dont give toss about silly insults...

my fav was at hartlepool, we all took money out of wallets and waved it at them (was so spur of moment yet the idea snowballed)

last yr at forest was brilliant - not takin part in their mexican wave and then havin our own with ridiculous sound effect to mock them... that had me laughin all the way home

this ideas just popped into head (altho im sure it wont take off)

a chant of "come and have a go if you think youre hard enough" followed by us all bendin over in their direction - would probably infuriate, confuse and quiten all in one hit!!!!

That would be f***ing hilarious!!!

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

a chant of "come and have a go if you think youre hard enough" followed by us all bendin over in their direction - would probably infuriate, confuse and quiten all in one hit!!!!
yep that mite shut then up! i will say i absolutely hate the chants and anything aimed back that stops it is worth trying!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If 1000 or so travelling Albion fans were to bend over as per above, and all moon at the same time, that would create a superb effect.

They can't arrest 1000 people in one go for mooning. I think that would work excellently at somewhere like Swindon, with a nice open seating area visible to the whole ground.

After you boys....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Butts out
For the Albion

Butts out
For the Albion

Butts out...."

etc

 

[Rich Suvner]

"Butts out
For the Albion

that's just bare cheek edna!!!

it has annoyed me for a long time that we dont always have a quality response (solely depends on opposition) to this taunt, so i'm keen for us to get one back on these fans

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

youre gonna score in the city (along with a few hand jesters)

 

[Rich Suvner]

an exercise in mass butt slappin (oh dear i cant believe im writin about this) would certainly create a new type of football atmosphere too!!!

 

[Lush]

Singing "<Luton Town, Luton Town>, Do you take it up the arse?" was a good suggestion last time this..er...came up..

 

[Gritt23]

The gay chants don't bother me and they're all so old I'm suprised the opposition bother.

Maybe we should start singing YMCA, with all the arm actions, just to liven things up when the gay chants start up. ehrr you lead though and I'll follow

I think the "YMCA" idea is the best I've heard yet. That would certainly raise a laugh, and let's be honest, that what the banter is intended to do most of the time.

.. altogether now ...

Y-M-C-A, it's fun to stay at the
Y-M-C-Ayee

 

[Man of Harveys]

an exercise in mass butt slappin (oh dear i cant believe im writin about this) would certainly create a new type of football atmosphere too!!!

Lol. I would imagine that a mass anally-banged out version of the normally-handclap syncopated "Brighton!" chant would certainly cause the "away members" to sag fairly quickly.

 

[Rich Suvner]

Lol. I would imagine that a mass anally-banged out version of the normally-handclap syncopated "Brighton!" chant would certainly cause the "away members" to sag fairly quickly.

still chucklin now

 

[NMH]

" lock up your fathers, we're here so lock up your fathers " or
"not what your mum said, that was not what your mum said"

"do you want some, do you want some, do you want some in your bottom........ "

"how much, for your Swindon bum, how much, for your Swindon bum ..... " (substitute "Swindon" according to whichever victims we are playing)

 

[Easy 10]

I think a rounding redition of

"Talk to the hand, talk to the hand,
Talk to the hand, talk to the hand"

(to the tune of "Charlie Oatway")

would be a great response - specially with everyone holding one hand up. Lets do it at Plymouth.

 

[Man of Harveys]

"We're gonna rearrange your furniture" (clap clap clap clap)

to the fine old tune of "Sussex Ambulance"

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

"We're gonna rearrange your furniture" (clap clap clap clap)

to the fine old tune of "Sussex Ambulance"

Funny as f***.

I remember when we clinched promotion down at Plymouth a couple of years ago, they were using the same old homophobic chants and our response was a chorus of 'The poofs are going up!'

That shut them up.