Your Just A Town Full Of Queers Chant

[WATFORD O]

" lock up your fathers, we're here so lock up your fathers " or
"not what your mum said, that was not what your mum said"

"do you want some, do you want some, do you want some in your bottom........ "

"how much, for your Swindon bum, how much, for your Swindon bum ..... " (substitute "Swindon" according to whichever victims we are playing)

Pathetic. NMH youre sometimes funny but that was pathetic.

 

[Turkey]

Come and join us over here.

YMCA would be funny.

Fatboy tried "We're queer and we're beating you" at Oldham but no one joined in. Just a few "speek for yourself mate"'s

 

[Blackadder]

Gay Army , Gay Army:safeway

 

[fatboy]

Gay Army , Gay Army:safeway

Gay Army, Gay Army

 

[Curious Orange]

How about a response of:

Hark at Her!
Hark at Her!
Hark at Her!

(to the tune of 'Here we Go'

 

[Gerbil]

What makes me laugh is that every set of fans think we haven't heard it before!! Just like Baaaaaadiff and all the sheepshagging songs.
It does piss me off though.We wouldn't get away with "A town full of Pakis " at Bradford so what's the difference.
Someone has got to think of a reply to it to shut them all up.

 

[BrightonBird]

What about "We are the cheeky boys" The original also goes on about "touch my bum".

 

[Wozza]

my fav was at hartlepool, we all took money out of wallets and waved it at them (was so spur of moment yet the idea snowballed)

Er... not exactly original that. Southern teams travelling oop north did that every week in the '80s.

But "We're gonna rearrange your furniture"? Now that's good.

 

[Braders]

i just sing back ' i'm a lesbian ' or ' girl on girl la la la '

 

[Van der Gully]

Best thing is to come up with a witty response, as per some of those mentioned above, after all Spurs turned the Jewish tag around and now revell in it, surely that was started off as anti-semitism.

How about reworking the track Gay Bar, by I think Electric Six, surely that isn't beyond our collective brains.

 

[Withdean and I]

How about we start the chant "Town Full of Queers" before anyone has a chance to sing it at us. Lets be proud of our diversity and make everyone else and their small mindedness look stupid.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Not a bad idea that, it might show them how tedious it's become by now as well.

 

[magoo]

What about "We are the cheeky boys" The original also goes on about "touch my bum".

Superb

 

[Braders]

when they sing y-m-c-a we sing u-g-l-y ? (i'll get me coat)

 

[Rich Suvner]

Er... not exactly original that. Southern teams travelling oop north did that every week in the '80s.

Wasn't old enough to know that...! Still think it to be the funniest response Ive ever seen, regardless of originality

 

[oapdodge]

Always so funny and original.
Perhaps we should start singing it first.
Like Bardiff go on about being sheep shaggers.
It would steal their thunder,usually only hear it in the 2nd half takes them that long to think of it.Is anyone bothered by it ?
Now just read some of the previous posts and agree it would be quite amusing to see the reaction of the other fans.

 

[goldstone]

Mr Jeremy Beadle's Hand ....

Please note that should be "You're just a town full of queers".

You youngsters and your bad grammar!

"You're" is used in place of "You are" and the apostrophe replaces the missing "a".

Now please write out 100 times:

You're just a town full of queers.

NEATLY.

 

[Beach Hut]

The real issue here is we are in effect a town of queers I.E. there are alot of gay people in Brighton.

Proportionally it is more than likely we have some gay supporters therefore we there may need to be some tact in the type of response.

Mind you a mass moon would be very funny !

 

[Thimble Keegan]

The best repsponse was from one of our group at Cov away last season. They gave the usual "Does your boyfriend know you are here" so one of our lot starting pointing back at them and sang: "He's over there, hes' over there" (tune of "There's no one there, there's no one there").

This will really only work if the opposition fans are pretty close to us.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[El Presidente]

Having had the joys of Europride for the last 10 days, I would say that Brighton's reputation as a gay town is somewhat overstated compared to Manchester.

I work next to Canal Street (home of Channel 4's Queer as Folk series) and the gay community is welcomed with open arms by the city as they spend a fortune and generate lots of revenue. Over the weekend you had to have a ticket just to walk through the gay village. It is accepted here as part of the fabric of the city, just as Rusholme is accepted as the mecca of Curry.