[Misc] Your Best Ever Misunderstandings.....

[FamilyGuy]

An online groceries fck up springs to mind, I/we didn’t realise that each banana ordered at ASDA really meant a large bunch. So after ordering 20 banana, crates of the stuff arrived at the front door.

Been there, done that!

 

[marlowe]

Years ago I had to phone a young lad at home who worked for us. The person who answered "Hello" when they picked up the phone sounded vaguely like him, but I wasn't sure, so I asked, "Is that Carl?"
The person responded, " No, he's dead".

This came as something of a shock to me and was totally unexpected as Carl was only 16, so had been cut off in his prime at such a tragically young age.

After gathering myself from my initial shock I expressed my condolences and ventured to ask, "How did it happen, was it some kind of accident?"... to which the person on the end of the line responded, "No, I'm his dad, I'll just get him for you"

 

[Swimboy64]

Got pulled up by a police car doing 80 on a dual carriageway. When the young (aren't they all these days) policeman came over I tried to plead my case that it was a completely straight, traffic free road with great visibility. "But what if Mr Fog" came down he said to me.

I thought he was coming round to my way of thinking, so I answered with a smile, "then I would gently press Mrs Brake pedal, and go down Miss Gears".

"No, you misunderstood" he said "what if mist or fog came down".

I just told him to just write me the ticket

That has tickled me and Mrs Swim almost as good as todays result