jackalbion
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- Aug 30, 2011
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No
Then, else?What would football fans do without these questions prefaced by a long string of IFs? Reminds me of my programming days and constructing endless nested conditional statements. This example is a classic as it’s not even our (the fans’) decision to make in any case. You'd have to add another IF statement to precede the others: 'IF you had the power to accept or reject the decision AND IF…' etc. Just add beer and a bunch of argumentative football fans, and that’s your evening neatly taken care of.
Nested IFs are a sign of poor code design, you should aim to inverse your logic and end up with simpler stand alone IF statements.What would football fans do without these questions prefaced by a long string of IFs? Reminds me of my programming days and constructing endless nested conditional statements. This example is a classic as it’s not even our (the fans’) decision to make in any case. You'd have to add another IF statement to precede the others: 'IF you had the power to accept or reject the decision AND IF…' etc. Just add beer and a bunch of argumentative football fans, and that’s your evening neatly taken care of.
If he was appointed as our manager, we would have to take him.A lot of "ifs", but if RDZ leaves us this summer, Eddie Howe is shown the door at Newcastle and not get the England job. Would you take Edward John Frank Howe as our manager?
One consolation would be the boost to the local fake tan/sunbed industry that has taken a real hit since Ben White moved to Arsenal.No. Never trust someone who talks like a ventriloquist.
Plus he'd bring sun-dried Jason Tindall .
No thank you. He will get the England job anyway.A lot of "ifs", but if RDZ leaves us this summer, Eddie Howe is shown the door at Newcastle and not get the England job. Would you take Edward John Frank Howe as our manager?
No thank you. He will get the England job anyway.