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- Sep 18, 2018
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A lot of "ifs", but if RDZ leaves us this summer, Eddie Howe is shown the door at Newcastle and not get the England job. Would you take Edward John Frank Howe as our manager?
no no you wouldnt!I'd rather Sami Hyypia with Joey Barton as his assistant.
You can reject the decision by not going to games or renewing your season ticket.What would football fans do without these questions prefaced by a long string of IFs? Reminds me of my programming days and constructing endless nested conditional statements. This example is a classic as it’s not even our (the fans’) decision to make in any case. You'd have to add another IF statement to precede the others: 'IF you had the power to accept or reject the decision AND IF…' etc. Just add beer and a bunch of argumentative football fans, and that’s your evening neatly taken care of.
no no you wouldnt!
Iain Dowie with Alan Pardew as assistant, Nigel Adkins as Physio?
SameNo the very thought makes me do a little vomit in my mouth.