atfc village
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Went to school with twins named Storm and Gail ,for the life of me can't remember the surname but it was something silly.
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Went to school with twins named Storm and Gail ,for the life of me can't remember the surname but it was something silly.
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
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Storm Waters?
It's not that bad.
Gavin
Apologies Gavins! To be fair, neither of you (I think!) are THE Gavin who tried to take my missus and kids.
I have taught two Imran Khans. I made a waspish comment about cricket to one of them once. He had no clue what I was going on about. 'Supports' Man U
****ing live-at-home-with-mum-and-dad Londoners....
Algernon
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A few years back worked with an Indian woman called Shweta.
Had a baby girl, called it Shweti.
Had a baby girl, called it Shweti.
Indeed. There was also a French rugby player called Jean Condom. I'd love it if he were known as Johnny
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Yup. Couldn't have kids.
Yes, but that is bollocks:
"EVERARD ALPHONSE DICK, 48, of St Peters Avenue, Aylesbury. On August 8 2013 drove an MGF in Fowler Road after consuming 60 microgrammes of alcohol in 100 millilitres of breath (legal limit is 35mgs). Pleaded guilty. Disqualified from driving for 17 months, fined £430, costs £200, victim surcharge £43."
60 microgrammes (μg) per 100 ml is 0.06 milligrams (mg) per 100 ml. I generate more than that amount of alcohol every time I gargle with mouthwash
Perfidious Albion
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I used to know a lad called Ivor. The trouble was that his surname was Gunn.
I was horrified when someone planned to call their newborn son Elijah, but I don't really know how unusual it is in these days.
I was horrified when someone planned to call their newborn son Elijah, but I don't really know how unusual it is in these days.
SouthCoastOwl
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Inateacup
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
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Storm Ybarstard?
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
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there's a lad/bloke called Ivor Biggun who lives near me (i have no idea btw, before you ask)
A lady where I used to work had the surname Hardon. They saw fit to call her Gaynor. I shit you not.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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Oh yeah, a bloke at work, PhD graduate was born in London to Indian parents who though that Ford Prefect.....no, if only. They thought that a cracking name for their lad would be.......Pratish.
We have tried saying 'Prateeeesh' till we are blue in the face, but....
First day of a contract once, I was told to make myself known to my opposite number in the development team, one Pretty Paddy. Turned out to be a particularly surly Indian fellow whose name of course was spelt nothing like that.
Oh, and on another contract one of our end users revelled in the magnificent surname Furniturewalla
Frankie
Put him in the curry
It's actually Nye , but Taybha doesn't get a point as the sneaky sausage worked with him .
They must be raven mad
Having worked in customer services for many years, I've come across a variety of amusing names. By far the worst has to be Richard Head who went one step further by calling his son 'Dickon' - I kid you not.
The other unfortunate one was a lady called Emma who married a Mr Royds. Completely true!
The other unfortunate one was a lady called Emma who married a Mr Royds. Completely true!
Canfan
Active member
I went to school with Russell Sprout.
schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
My wife went to school with Russell Hobbs.
KingKev
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My Mrs swears she dealt with someone who’d named the latest addition to their litter Red.
Unusual, but when you know the family name was Dring....
Unusual, but when you know the family name was Dring....