[Help] Worst name for a kid ever....

[el punal]

Sara Cox has a son called Isaac. Fortunately I think he has his dad's surname.

I sincerely hope the Dad’s surname isn’t Hunt.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I sincerely hope the Dad’s surname isn’t Hunt.

That would still be better tbf.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oh yeah, a bloke at work, PhD graduate was born in London to Indian parents who though that Ford Prefect.....no, if only. They thought that a cracking name for their lad would be.......Pratish.

We have tried saying 'Prateeeesh' till we are blue in the face, but....

 

[Petunia]

A friend’s relative called their son Aston. Their surname was Martin.

At school I had a teacher called Miss Almond. Her first name was Hazel.

 

[LlcoolJ]

A friend’s relative called their son Aston. Their surname was Martin.

At school I had a teacher called Miss Almond. Her first name was Hazel.

Hazel Almond sounds almost Bond girlish. Great name.

 

[GT49er]

Blue Ivy

Parents Beyonce and Jay-Z

Spelled backwards it refers to the Latin for the daughter of Lucifer, apparently

It doesn't.....................

 

[portlock seagull]

Blue Ivy

Parents Beyonce and Jay-Z

Spelled backwards it refers to the Latin for the daughter of Lucifer, apparently

More like Latin for gobshite

 

[Algernon]

 

[GT49er]

A friend’s relative called their son Aston. Their surname was Martin.

At school I had a teacher called Miss Almond. Her first name was Hazel.

At infants school one of my daughters had a teacher called miss McKenzie. At about the same time Busted had a hit with 'That's \What I Go to School for' about a teacher called Miss McKenzie.......

I don't know if they knew my daughter's Miss McKenzie or not, but I'd have certainly gone to 3C and beyond with her!

 

[LlcoolJ]

Blue Ivy

Parents Beyonce and Jay-Z

Spelled backwards it refers to the Latin for the daughter of Lucifer, apparently

*smashes up Judas Priest and Black Sabbath albums* [emoji23]

 

[Algernon]

Penny Hardaway.
First name:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Hardaway

 

[LlcoolJ]

At infants school one of my daughters had a teacher called miss McKenzie. At about the same time Busted had a hit with 'That's \What I Go to School for' about a teacher called Miss McKenzie.......

I don't know if they knew my daughter's Miss McKenzie or not, but I'd have certainly gone to 3C and beyond with her!

"I know that she craves me"

 

[GT49er]

"I know that she craves me"

Oh, I wished!

 

[Brian Parsons]

There was a boy in my class at school called James James. His parents did it so he always thought the teachers were calling him by his christain name.

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[indy3050]

Two that I’ll always remember

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Number 16 Bus Shelter

Genuine!

 

[bluenitsuj]

Dave or Kevin

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Dave or Kevin

Watch it...... just watch it.

 

[schmunk]

Bad enough being a grown man, living in Liverpool, called Alisson?

Not when his older brother comes to visit - Muriel.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

My first landlord in Brighton had a mate who was a Pink Floyd roadie. He called his daughter Parody Tralala.

Round about the same time the Argus reported that the local registrar had refused a couple who wanted to call their newborn Beelzebub.

 

[jakarta]

Mrs Jakarta taught at Whitehawk Infants where there was:

Bryan Ryan;

Jason Mason;

and most spectacular of all:

Humphrey Pumphrey.

If still alive the latter must be double hard b*stard after a start in life like that...