[Help] Worst name for a kid ever....

[Juan Albion]

Came across Harold Tensixtysix at an unemployment benefit office. But I don't think he had that name when he was a kid, he chose it for himself.

 

[Easy 10]

In my teens I worked part time behind the deli counter at Co-Op with a bloke called Simon Knellor (I kid you not).

I also used to work with an indian bloke called Harminder Batth.

 

[Guinness Boy]

In my teens I worked part time behind the deli counter at Co-Op with a bloke called Simon Knellor (I kid you not).

I also used to work with an indian bloke called Harminder Batth.

You’ve reminded me I used to work with a Louise Rolls. First name always got shortened, obviously.


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[Bwian]

I went to school with Russell Sprout.

We had a Hazel Nutt at school.

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[Lower West Stander]

For anyone who works in the financial markets, there used to be a list circulated every Christmas of the silliest names listed on Bloomberg. I haven’t seen it for a few years but there are some I’ll never forget.

Wan Kim
Donna Bumgardner
Nimrod Weiselfish
Hiroshi Takenoshita

And my own favourite:

Gustavo Cunto


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[Juan Albion]

And my own favourite:

Gustavo Cunto

There are lots of Cuntos living in Bedfordshire. Came over to make bricks I think.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I once worked with a german guy who went by the memorable name of Berndt Koch.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Worked with a guy called Geoff ****. He was safety officer at intel in Hillsboro Oregan.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Taiwanese have a habit of westernising names and so you get
Peace Wu
Happy Wu
Reliable Wu
To name but a few.

 

[Bwian]

Contact at a former customer in Bognor-Wayne Kerr. Nearly forgot him.

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[nickbrighton]

In my previous existence as a call centre manager, we had to ring a customer because we had a contract in his name. We were all pretty sure it was fake, but we had to be sure. It took ages before we found a volunteer who promised he wouldn't laugh when he asked for the customer. The customer was an ex military fellow, and we had to ring and ask for a "Major R Sole". His wife answered and said "Yes its genuine, yes I know what it sounds like, no he wont stop using the Major. I kid you not.

 

[Bedsex]

There are lots of Cuntos living in Bedfordshire. Came over to make bricks I think.

I live in Bedfordshire, I hope I’m not one of them!

 

[Bedsex]

Clint

 

[Algernon]

I also used to work with an indian bloke called Harminder Batth.

 

[Gabbafella]

My dad's mate's wife was called Minjeeta.
Always made me chuckle.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

A few names of people who have published scientfic research I have read made me smile. For sheer absurdity this takes the biscuit:

Beat U Raess

 

[Bolton va va]

Blue Ivy

Parents Beyonce and Jay-Z

Spelled backwards it refers to the Latin for the daughter of Lucifer, apparently

When Beyonce discovered that Roy Castle was her father, she decided not to adopt his name.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Not quite a forename issue but years ago I came across a customer who had the initials A.G.E. and the surname Bumpass. Our records had surname first.

 

[Taybha]

Clint

Good job they didn't leave out the N

 

[Bolton va va]

It was one of my happiest days when the German footballer, Stefan ****z was linked to Man United....just imagine how many shirts they could have sold. Sadly he was never signed.