[Albion] Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

[Bodian]

"Wolves will clearly want to hang-on to this 1-0 lead"

Incisive commentary.

 

[Reddleman]

Vanhecke needs subbed. Hes having a shocker

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Who is the clueless Doris ?

Don't be a dickhead.

 

[Stella Seagull]

It's a female Glenn Murray on comms

 

[Stat Brother]

After another shakey start, we’ve dominated the rest of the half which isn’t bad considering how strong they’ve gone compared to our injury hit team.

and yet I could have played in goal for Wolves.

 

[Hugo Rune]

We’re incredibly vulnerable to the break. Can’t afford to keep slipping over!

 

[Littlemo]

Is this on TV at all? Notice theres quite few games spread across several channels.

It’s on BBC iPlayer and the red button

 

[chickens]

But instead of playing players out of position, could he not change the tactics?

He has to change the tactics every match because he has a different fit 11 players available every match.

I’m certain in his mind he has an optimal set of tactics against every opponent, and an optimal selection of personnel to carry those tactics out.

It must be bloody galling to get to each match day and have to put out a line-up that looks nothing like his preferred tactics or personnel.

 

[The Fits]

JPVH having one of those games (rare this season) where he looks like a giraffe in clown shoes.

 

[BevBHA]

Van Hecke turns like a Princess cruise ship

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Terrible shooting

 

[brighton_dave]

"With half an achillies" wtf the relevance of that comment. Omfg she is worse than Dublin.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Vanhecke needs subbed. Hes having a shocker

Astro turf boots? Looks like Bambi on ice!

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

JPVH needs to change his boots at half time, needs longer studs in. And then cut out the stupid diving in he’s been doing recently. I love the fella and he’s generally been great this season but he can be a bit rash in those situations.

 

[raymondo]

It's up to 72%. That's worth a goal surely?

Not for us! Could be 100% and some days it'd still be 0-0

 

[A1X]

Booo

 

[Mortdecai]

Is this on TV at all? Notice theres quite few games spread across several channels.

 

[Littlemo]

Which is extremely unfair, as I've had to listen to Danny Murphy, Jermaine Jenas and Steve McManaman for years and I don't see anybody shouting about how male co-commentators should all go back to the golf course.

Exactly. I remember the days of that miserable bastard Mark Lawrenson.

 

[Blue3]

“Just a fraction offside” he was miles off side “ball to his feet” when it was a header she’s having a poor night

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I think the co-commentator is quite good.