Why doesn't Andy Whing have a song?

[Napper]

And number 2, is Andy Whing...


From Crewe away when things started so well and Whingys shinanigins caused hysteria amongst those on the coach back (not the love bus - a hired out one thank heavens):
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is this where this whing goonness stems from ?

 

[The Large One]

I don't think he deserves a song, he isn't very good

Oh dear.

 

[bright1064]

I don't think he deserves a song, he isn't very good

 

[R. Slicker]

come on without, come on within, you'll not see nothing like the mighty Whing.

 

[METALMICKY]

Whingy is rapidly turning into our new Gary Hart. Perhaps not the greatest player to pull on the stripes but certainly not the worst (Mark Farrington by a mile). However, currently showing great attitude and commitment and looks devasted when we lose and always makes big point of applauding fans.

Not sure about a song but anyone else notice his resemblance to a younger version of Albert Steptoe.

 

[Titanic]

Oh Andy Whing,
Andy, Andy, Andy Whing
Andy, Andy, Andy Whing
Andy, Andy, Andy Whing
etc...

 

[Albion Edd]

Did you ever know that you're our hero?
When you came to Sussex by the sea
You can fly, you are a Seagull
You are our right back Andy Whing

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Oh Andy Whing....
Andy Andy Andy Whing

Andy Andy Andy Whing

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Ok I have the song!!


To the tune of aga doo. Here we go..


Aaaaandy whing whing whing
He's our ginger right back king
Andy Whing whing whing and
He's got a massive chin
On the left on the right
He will break your legs tonight
He is class with the pass
(slowly) aaaand his face looooks like my aaarse!!


(repeat to fade)


How do you like those apples

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ok I have the song!!


To the tune of aga doo. Here we go..


Aaaaandy whing whing whing
He's our ginger right back king
Andy Whing whing whing and
He's got a massive chin
On the left on the right
He will break your legs tonight
He is class with the pass
(slowly) aaaand his face looooks like my aaarse!!


(repeat to fade)


How do you like those apples

 

[The Large One]

come on without, come on within, you'll not see nothing like the mighty Whing.

I rather like that.

 

[Austrian Gull]

Surprised not to see a contribution from Ben's Grandad

 

[narly101]

Ok I have the song!!


To the tune of aga doo. Here we go..


Aaaaandy whing whing whing
He's our ginger right back king
Andy Whing whing whing and
He's got a massive chin
On the left on the right
He will break your legs tonight
He is class with the pass
(slowly) aaaand his face looooks like my aaarse!!


(repeat to fade)


How do you like those apples

oh very good - so good a little bit of wee came out

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

actually reading it back i think it could do with some work... i'm happy with the "ginger right back king" bit and the "his face looks like my arse" bit... but the rest needs work..

suggestions?

 

[Mendoza]

If Micky was still in charge you could have had

On the left on the right
Who knows where he'll play tonight

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

If Micky was still in charge you could have had

On the left on the right
Who knows where he'll play tonight

but what if it's a saturday game??

come on I'm not going to rest until I hear this at an away game. We have much work to do!

 

[Bald Gull]

With Us So Long
And Now He's Got A Song

Andy Whing, Andy Whing...

 

[SeagullTim]

Bounce, Bounce, Whingy Army

What's that coming over the hill, is it Owusu? is it Owusu?

Bang Bang Bang Bang Al Bangura

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Bounce, Bounce, Whingy Army

What's that coming over the hill, is it Owusu? is it Owusu?

Bang Bang Bang Bang Al Bangura

Someone round your house Tim?

 

[Winker]

We've got Andy Whing,
We've got Andy Whing,
We've got Andy, snap 'em, crack 'em, shin 'em, skin 'em,
We've got Andy Whing...