Why doesn't Andy Whing have a song?

[RM-Taylor]

He doesn't have a song as much but he does have a chant.

"Andy Whing, Whing, Whing"

Started at his second Albion game, away at Scunthorpe, after he was involved in some shenanigans with a Scunthorpe player which resulted in them being sent-off and Whing being the man of the match.

 

[Silent Bob]

None of our players have songs.

 

[Titanic]

None of our players have songs.

The only proper one (assuming we have seen the last of OGH) I can think of is "Michel Kuipers the former Dutch marine..."
otherwise it's dull stuff like... "Dur dur dur duuur... Adam Virgo..." repeated ad nauseam...

 

[HG201]

Whing, Whing wherever you may be
We signed him from Coventry
He's worth a lot but we got him for free
He's right back for Brighton & Hove Albion FC

 

[HG201]

Forster also deserves a proper song. Despite the occasional "Nicky forster doo doo doo doo" or "There's only one Nicky forster". he doesn't ever get a proper song which everybody sings.
This is wierd as he is our captain and top scorer!
Any suggestions for a good song to sing for Foz?

 

[Titanic]

The only proper one (assuming we have seen the last of OGH) I can think of is "Michel Kuipers the former Dutch marine..."
otherwise it's dull stuff like... "Dur dur dur duuur... Adam Virgo..." repeated ad nauseam...

just remembered 'We've got tiny Cox' ... not exactly an epic but funny.

 

[Biscuit]

I would take the stars out of the side for you
Stop the boos from raining if you asked me to.
I'd do anything for you
your wish is my command

I could move Guy Butters when your hand is in my hand.
Words cannot express how much you mean to me.
There must be some other way to make you see.
If it takes my heart and soul
you know I'd pay the price.
Every point that we possess I'd gladly sacrifice.

Oh you to me are Andy Whing
The greatest man out on the wing
Oh Andy
Oh Andy

Though you're in defence,
You seem so far apart.
The greatest living player - since Gary Hart.
If it takes forever
Andy I'm prepared to wait.
The day you score a goal, won't be a day too late!

 

[SNOOBS]

A Whingy Wonderland

 

[Biscuit]

You can talk to the press,
You can wear my shirt.
Let him want it like me,
And be a legend too.

But maybe,
You ain't never gonna feel this way
You ain't never gonna know me
But I know you...

Coz Whing! Can only get better
Can only get, can only get
They get on from here
You know, I know that
Whing can only get better!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I would take the stars out of the side for you
Stop the boos from raining if you asked me to.
I'd do anything for you
your wish is my command

I could move Guy Butters when your hand is in my hand.
Words cannot express how much you mean to me.
There must be some other way to make you see.
If it takes my heart and soul
you know I'd pay the price.
Every point that we possess I'd gladly sacrifice.

Oh you to me are Andy Whing
The greatest man out on the wing
Oh Andy
Oh Andy

Though you're in defence,
You seem so far apart.
The greatest living player - since Gary Hart.
If it takes forever
Andy I'm prepared to wait.
The day you score a goal, won't be a day too late!

 

[Pat_Albion]

Andy Whing, Andy Whing,Aaaaaaaandy Andy Whing
Hes got red hair but we dont care
Aaaaaaaaaandy Andy Whing

 

[portlock seagull]

Ok I have the song!!


To the tune of aga doo. Here we go..


Aaaaandy whing whing whing
He's our ginger right back king
Andy Whing whing whing and
He's got a massive chin
On the left on the right
He will break your legs tonight
He is class with the pass
(slowly) aaaand his face looooks like my aaarse!!


(repeat to fade)


How do you like those apples

I genuinely can't stop laughing at that. Superb. Classic NSC!!

 

[defrocked priest]

I would take the stars out of the side for you
Stop the boos from raining if you asked me to.
I'd do anything for you
your wish is my command

I could move Guy Butters when your hand is in my hand.
Words cannot express how much you mean to me.
There must be some other way to make you see.
If it takes my heart and soul
you know I'd pay the price.
Every point that we possess I'd gladly sacrifice.

Oh you to me are Andy Whing
The greatest man out on the wing
Oh Andy
Oh Andy

Though you're in defence,
You seem so far apart.
The greatest living player - since Gary Hart.
If it takes forever
Andy I'm prepared to wait.
The day you score a goal, won't be a day too late!

Winner!

 

[Drumstick]

A very poor attempt, but the best I can think of (to the tune of Hey Baby by DJ Otsi):

Hey, Hey Whingy (oh, ah),
I wanna kno-o-o-ow if you use hair dye.

*poorattempt*

Just spat my drink on my screen!!