Why doesn't Andy Whing have a song?

[gruntage]

' and he likes you, he loves you, he'll kiss you, he'll bum you, he laaaa llaaaa likes you laaa llaaa likes you, Andy Whinggggggggggggggggggg..... he's better looking than THE THING'

 

[Titanic]

and he's the only professional footballer who bends down to pick the ball up rather than execute some basic flick-up-type manoevre

 

[sam86]

Billie Jean, Wacko Jacko;

"He told me his name was Andrew Whing, as he ran down the wing, 'EE 'HE"

 

[sam86]

"He told me his name was Andrew Whing, as he ran down the wing, 'EE 'HE
Every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the Whing,
Running down the wing, and crossing the ball in, 'EE 'HE!"

Okay, okay, maybe not a chant, but I tried!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Long ago, prophets said
Whing would come, ginger head,
come to make all things red;
bear his people's burden,
freely love and pardon.

Andy Whing, Whing, Whing!
Andy Whing, Whing, Whing!

When he plays,
if he scores,
We will make him welcome!

 

[lucas164111]

And number 1, is Andy Whing....

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

To the tune of All you need is love.

Whing Whing Whing
Has a massive
Chin Chin Chin
Whing Whing Whing
Has a massive chin, chin, chin chin chin chin, chin chin chin
All you need is Whing
Chinny Chinny Chin

i see what you did there lol

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Whing Whing wherever you may be
You are the pride of BHAFC
By the look of your face
You've run into a tree
But we like our players plug-ugly

 

[Titanic]

Wild WHING, you make my heart sing,
you make everything... GROOVY!

 

[strings]

A very poor attempt, but the best I can think of (to the tune of Hey Baby by DJ Otsi):

Hey, Hey Whingy (oh, ah),
I wanna kno-o-o-ow if you use hair dye.

*poorattempt*

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

And number 1, is Andy Whing....

And number 2, is Andy Whing...


From Crewe away when things started so well and Whingys shinanigins caused hysteria amongst those on the coach back (not the love bus - a hired out one thank heavens):
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[Barrel of Fun]

He's a ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger haired man.

 

[The Large One]

We've got Whing, Whing, Whing, Whing, Whing, Whing, on our wing, on our wing
We've got Whing, Whing, Whing, Whing, Whing, Whing, on our wing, on our wing
Andy, Andy Whing
Andy Whing on our Wing
Andy, Andy Whing
Andy Whing on our Wing

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Whing..Whing... Andy Andy Whing..
He gets the ball
And breaks someones legs
AAAAnnndy Andy Whing

 

[The Large One]

To the tune of 'Volare'

Andy Whing - oh, oh, oh, oh
Andy Whing - oh, oh, oh, oh
He will never give in
His nose can touch his chin

OR

Andy Whing - oh, oh, oh, oh
Andy Whing - oh, oh, oh, oh
He's as ugly as sin
His nose can touch his chin

 

[gruntage]

Our right back's a ginger
He's got a carrot top
But if you get to close to him
He'll give you the chop
He's uglier than rooney
He looks just like the thing
But We don't want no one else
'cuz we got Andy Whing

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

To the tune of 'Volare'

Andy Whing - oh, oh, oh, oh
Andy Whing - oh, oh, oh, oh
He will never give in
His nose can touch his chin

OR

Andy Whing - oh, oh, oh, oh
Andy Whing - oh, oh, oh, oh
He's as ugly as sin
His nose can touch his chin

OR

Aaaandy Whing.. wooooaaoow
Aaaandy Whing.. woooaaaooaaoaaoow
he's such an ugly git
But his Missus is quite fit

 

[The Large One]

OR

Aaaandy Whing.. wooooaaoow
Aaaandy Whing.. woooaaaooaaoaaoow
he's such an ugly git
But his Missus is quite fit

Aaaandy Whing.. wooooaaoow
Aaaandy Whing.. woooaaaooaaoaaoow
He always goes for the ball
His face is like a seagull

OR

Aaaandy Whing.. wooooaaoow
Aaaandy Whing.. woooaaaooaaoaaoow
He'll be a legend quite soon
He looks like the man on the moon

 

[Napper]

I don't think he deserves a song, he isn't very good