Why doesn't Andy Whing have a song?

[Lady Whistledown]

He might not be an England candidate, but he does a mostly decent job for us, and unlike a few players over the years, he really cares about it. You can see it hurts the bloke when we lose.

I think he's great, and needs a song, at least for those rare occasions when we break into one.

Anybody? Songs? Whingy?

 

[Kukev31]

I Don't Wanna Miss A Whing - Aerosmith

 

[Kukev31]

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy Whing

 

[Barrel of Fun]

And on the Run - The Wings

 

[gruntage]

I Don't Wanna Miss A Whing - Aerosmith

'cuz even when i dream of you, no other ginge(r) will ever do, we all love your hair... Albions Andy Whing'

 

[gruntage]

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy Whing

that literally made me lol.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How about:


'He's too uugly
To be gay
Andy Whiiing
Andy Whiiing
He's too ugly to be gay'

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Whing are you glad to be gay
Whing are you happy that way
Hey

 

[Brighton Breezy]

To the tune of All you need is love.

Whing Whing Whing
Has a massive
Chin Chin Chin
Whing Whing Whing
Has a massive chin, chin, chin chin chin chin, chin chin chin
All you need is Whing
Chinny Chinny Chin

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Posh Spice likes to moonie;
She always shows her ring.
And when she's shagging Beckham;
She thinks of Andy Whing.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sing when you're Whingy
We only sing when you're Whingy
Sing when you're Whingy...

 

[jonny.rainbow]

spider whing
spider whing
does whatever a spider whing does
can he score goals?
no he can't
in defence -LOOK OUT
he is the spider whing

 

[Mendoza]

Everybody's looking for that something
One thing that makes it all complete
You'll find him in the strangest places
Places you never knew he could be

Some find him in the face of their children
Some find him in their lover's eyes
Who can deny the joy he brings
When you've found that special thing
We're flying we've got Whing

 

[strings]

Some find it in the face of their children
Some find it in their lover's eyes
Who can deny the joy he brings
When you've found that special thing
We're flying we've got Whing

I would love to hear the south stand give a rousing Westlife chorus.

 

[Bald Gull]

Whing, Whing wherever you may be
We signed him from Coventry
He's worth a lot but we got him for free
He's right back for Brighton & Hove Albion FC

 

[Jahooli]

Oh Andy Whing, Andy Whing you Seagull
Fire away, fire away you Seagull
Oh Andy Whing, Andy Whing you Seagull
Fire away, fire away, fire away, fire away you Seagull

Or

Go for it Whing, for it Whing you Seagull
etc

Or

Go forward Whing, forward Whing you Seagull
etc

Or something along those lines...maybe

 

[portlock seagull]

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy Whing

Needs to be chanted loud and clear until it catches on at the next away match! Superb

For the record, I don't rate him at all; made lots of defensive mistakes last night. Couple of decent crosses doesn't excuse that in my mind because his first job is defending.

 

[strings]

Could we have a ginger wig day à la the scarf day?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think it's because deep down, he's one of us. He's a proper football fan as well as a player, he tries his nuts off, whether successfully or otherwise, and he cares deeply when we lose. The bloke plays every weekend and still has a Villa season ticket- he might not support the Albion as such, but he knows what it feels like to be a supporter, and he feels our pain!

 

[Titanic]

Great response from NSC... 18 posts in 20 minutes...

Whingy we love, Whingy we do...