Why are we not playing tonight?/ *Ask Frutos ANYTHING.*

[Notters]

Which band should I go to see at Brighton Live tonight? My friend's band are playing at audio, but I saw them last week and there's another band I'd like to see at the robin hood.

Why don't you ever get toys in boxes of coco pops any more?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

OK Frutos ... serious question from an aging technophobe ... how do you add a quote to a reply on here please?

Also,

Where is Amarillo and how come people can't find it using SatNav?

Tim

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I think I might be gay, how do I know?

 

[Thanet Seagull]

We're playing Orient in the JPT.

We were due to play Gillingham last night game moved to the 13th Oct.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Fruity - we're moving home, which house should we buy - No.12 or No.49? And why?

 

[Frutos]

Which band should I go to see at Brighton Live tonight? My friend's band are playing at audio, but I saw them last week and there's another band I'd like to see at the robin hood.

Why don't you ever get toys in boxes of coco pops any more?

Be selfish and see the band you want to see - friends come and go, but good music is timeless.

There are no toys in coco pops anymore because the nanny state we live in declared them a health and safety risk after a man in Aberystwyth poured one into his bowl, ate it and choked to death. Blame him, I know I do.

 

[Frutos]

OK Frutos ... serious question from an aging technophobe ... how do you add a quote to a reply on here please?

Also,

Where is Amarillo and how come people can't find it using SatNav?

Tim

Use the 'quote' button in the bottom right hand corner of the post you wish to quote.

Amarillo is in Texas. You cannot find it on a satnav because they are banned in Texas after George Bush got frightened by the disembodied voice coming from the dashboard of his car and banned them. Radios are prohibited for the same reason.

 

[Safe.]

Frutos could you tell me this weeks lottery numbers ?

 

[mistahclarke]

Frutos could you tell me this weeks lottery numbers ?

I can, but can only reveal them right after they are announced in fear of upsetting the BBC. But I know them before. Honest Guv.

 

[Safe.]

I can, but can only reveal them right after they are announced in fear of upsetting the BBC. But I know them before. Honest Guv.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

whats the deffination of SKA music??

 

[Frutos]

frutos could you tell me this weeks lottery numbers ?

1,3,16,25,27,33

 

[Frutos]

Fruity - we're moving home, which house should we buy - No.12 or No.49? And why?

12

Reason being that 4 + 9 = 13, which is unlucky.

 

[Frutos]

I think I might be gay, how do I know?

Do you have any desire to stick your dick up another man's arse or have him stick his up yours? If so, you probably are.

 

[Napper]

Frutos, Why is this thread so f***ing sad?

 

[Bhafcman]

Frutos why has this forum got so many wankers
ps nothin related to this thread

 

[Frutos]

Frutos why has this forum got so many wankers
ps nothin related to this thread

Everywhere has it's share of wankers, sadly. It's a fact of life these days.

 

[R. Slicker]

Everywhere has it's share of wankers, sadly. It's a fact of life these days.

Frutos, can you name these wankers of which you speak?

 

[philsussex]

Is the 'Ask Frutos' surgery still open for business?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

12

Reason being that 4 + 9 = 13, which is unlucky.

Utter brilliance