I would carry on teaching yourself, that way you can develop at your own pace and also work on your own style without being told what is 'supposed' to be good or bad, and obviously the financial saving will be a big help to you as well.
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I would carry on teaching yourself, that way you can develop at your own pace and also work on your own style without being told what is 'supposed' to be good or bad, and obviously the financial saving will be a big help to you as well.
What kind of strange?
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Thank you. That is what I was thinking. You have convinced me.
I shall remember to thank you in my first book.
Thank you. That is what I was thinking. You have convinced me.
I shall remember to thank you in my first book.
Glad to have been of use, and I look forward to reading said book.
The Peanut Roaster
Banned
Maybe you can help with this one then Fruity.
How can I make sex last longer.
I normally last for 2 minutes ( although not quite so long if someone is actually with me ).
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
Dear Frutos,
I went to an extremly cheap whore for some thrills several months ago, now my genetals are very itchy and i have active pustulles around the base of my wee man is this normal, should I seek medical advise?
Thank you.
Find an inflatable woman who you don't find QUITE as attractive as your current model. The decrease in attractiveness may help you keep control better and so last longer.
No it's not and yes you should.
Last Tuesday was a week ago, already gone, not to be seen again. Too late.
dougdeep
New member
Do you still want my Gillingham ticket?
The Peanut Roaster
Banned
Fruity, I have done as you advised and they have just delivered.
However, I had a compaint, pointing out that my new dolly was in fact a boy dolly, on account of it having an erection.
They said it was inside out.
If at all possible, yes.
Frutos,
Should I buy a new TT coupe or slightly older 911?
and,
How can I stop my cling film from snagging on itself?
Many thnaks,
Tim
Should I buy a new TT coupe or slightly older 911?
and,
How can I stop my cling film from snagging on itself?
Many thnaks,
Tim
Contact them and explain that the merchandise is not as you expected, and ask either for an exchange or a refund.
911
Sadly, that is one of life's great unanswered questions and I cannot help you.
I don't believe so.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
As Best Man, I am in charge of sorting out a stag do for my good friend. I think I have decided on entering a team into the Swamp Football Championship in Scotland. What should we call the team? Bearing in mind the Groom is a Torquay fan (if that helps).
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
When's the civil ceremony chaps? 
Hmm, I'll have to think on that.
Being from Torquay, perhaps a Fawlty Towers pun of some kind could be incorporated?