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Which Palace players would you take?



hans kraay fan club

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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
Oh behave - Zaha's a cheat but Buckley isn't? Wilf gets kicked all over the place by Championship cloggers and has finally sussed he might as well go down once in a while to get a pen.

Jedi has 50 international caps. Bridcutt has a silly name that creates the anagram 'Bride c*nt'. Nearly.

Buckley very rarely goes to ground. Hardly ever, in fact. Zaha is a cheat.

Jedinak has 35 caps, for AUSTRALIA. How many would he have if he was born in a country that actually plays football? Bridcutt will play many seasons of Premiership football, hopefully with us. Jedinak will have a solid enough career plodding about the middle to bottom of the Championship.
 




paulie

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Jul 27, 2004
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Buckley very rarely goes to ground. Hardly ever, in fact. Zaha is a cheat.

Jedinak has 35 caps, for AUSTRALIA. How many would he have if he was born in a country that actually plays football? Bridcutt will play many seasons of Premiership football, hopefully with us. Jedinak will have a solid enough career plodding about the middle to bottom of the Championship.

Says you.

Buckley managed it against us.

Evidence of Wilf being a cheat?
 


hans kraay fan club

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Evidence of Wilf being a cheat?

Is his CONSTANT cheating not evidence enough?

I've watched Palace six times this season. Enough to convince me. Absolutely gennuinely - I wouldn't want him at the Albion. Same as I didn't want Leon Knight here. Another cheat.
 


paulie

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Jul 27, 2004
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Is his CONSTANT cheating not evidence enough?

I've watched Palace six times this season. Enough to convince me. Absolutely gennuinely - I wouldn't want him at the Albion. Same as I didn't want Leon Knight here. Another cheat.

He's goes down when kicked like luddites such as Burnley's Trippier. You've no-one who takes a tumble I guess? CMS perhaps?

It's easy for a dim, anti-palace dig to just slag the lad. But it's an anti-football view.

And as if mentioning Knight, who turned out to be mad and rubbish, makes you out to be even-handed and assumes you talk SENSE. Laughable.
 






hans kraay fan club

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He's goes down when kicked like luddites such as Burnley's Trippier. You've no-one who takes a tumble I guess? CMS perhaps?

It's easy for a dim, anti-palace dig to just slag the lad. But it's an anti-football view.

And as if mentioning Knight, who turned out to be mad and rubbish, makes you out to be even-handed and assumes you talk SENSE. Laughable.

Any of my mates would be able to tell you that I hated Knight when he was here, scoring 27 goals to get us promoted. He dived constantly, and its not something I enjoy seeing in an Albion player.

Of the players we have now, I'd only identify Calderon as one who looks to go down. Buckley is a terrible shout - the penalty at Palace was very soft, theer's no arguing with that, but that lad pretty much never goes to ground unless someone has taken his legs away.

Barnes wins a lot of free kicks in the way Murray does - not diving as such, but getting the ref to see aerial battles your way, if that makes sense.

You've obviously seen a lot more of Zaha than us, but from the evidence I have, he is constantly looking to go down at the first opportunity, and also likes a little roll around to make full impact once he does.
 




Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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six times ?? so you are a Palace fan
I've watched them 5 or 6 times too. That may be more than many 'Palace fans', but I was supporting the opposing teams.
 




upthealbion1970

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Jan 22, 2009
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six times ?? so you are a Palace fan

Yes 6, same as the number of digits YOU have on each hand

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upthealbion1970

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Jan 22, 2009
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so f***ing funny i couldnt stop laughing, every time i think you cant get any more stupid, you just go right ahead and get more stupid. and racist and just plain thick . evolution has obviously passed you by..,

You really are a whole new inbreed of fucktard aren't you? Your mum/sister will be SO proud when she gets back from her street corner.......
 


seagullsovergrimsby

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Aug 21, 2005
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so f***ing funny i couldnt stop laughing, every time i think you cant get any more stupid, you just go right ahead and get more stupid. and racist and just plain thick . evolution has obviously passed you by..,

It made me laugh too , because that photo is of a Norwich fan :lolol:
 










errr closet racist ?? I am black so I was merely pointing out to you thicko that you cannot have seen Zaha or you wouldnt have posted the pic

It's called comedic licence but obviously went straight over your head. Zaha = diver. Therefore we post a picture of a highboard diver. It doesn't have to be completely accurate for the joke to work unless you're so thick that you need it telegraphed. You did so I carried on the wind-up with pretending that we didn't realise what colour he is.

Look, this is pretty basic stuff but essentially we're pointing and laughing at you and you're not bright enough to realise. It's scary to think that they give people like you the vote.
 


Jan 12, 2012
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Any of my mates would be able to tell you that I hated Knight when he was here, scoring 27 goals to get us promoted. He dived constantly, and its not something I enjoy seeing in an Albion player.

Of the players we have now, I'd only identify Calderon as one who looks to go down. Buckley is a terrible shout - the penalty at Palace was very soft, theer's no arguing with that, but that lad pretty much never goes to ground unless someone has taken his legs away.

Barnes wins a lot of free kicks in the way Murray does - not diving as such, but getting the ref to see aerial battles your way, if that makes sense.

You've obviously seen a lot more of Zaha than us, but from the evidence I have, he is constantly looking to go down at the first opportunity, and also likes a little roll around to make full impact once he does.

I think you've been watching him with your blue and white tinted specs on to be honest. If he's looking to go down at the first opportunity, why does he constantly beat 3/4 men on a run ? How many players did he beat at the Amex for the goal ?
Its a sad state of affairs now, but most players will go down with any contact whatsoever, weed players included,but take away the fact he's a Palace player for a minute, theres not a 19 year old in England who comes near him.
 




fosters headband

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Aug 15, 2003
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I think you've been watching him with your blue and white tinted specs on to be honest. If he's looking to go down at the first opportunity, why does he constantly beat 3/4 men on a run ? How many players did he beat at the Amex for the goal ?
Its a sad state of affairs now, but most players will go down with any contact whatsoever, weed players included,but take away the fact he's a Palace player for a minute, theres not a 19 year old in England who comes near him.

Has Oxlade Chamberlain packed up playing then?

Oh yes sorry he is only 18.
 




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