Which Palace players would you take?

[bustersdad]

It's called comedic licence but obviously went straight over your head. Zaha = diver. Therefore we post a picture of a highboard diver. It doesn't have to be completely accurate for the joke to work unless you're so thick that you need it telegraphed. You did so I carried on the wind-up with pretending that we didn't realise what colour he is.

Look, this is pretty basic stuff but essentially we're pointing and laughing at you and you're not bright enough to realise. It's scary to think that they give people like you the vote.

Surprised you can even spell comedic licence...you are a racist rwat, thats all I know about you..how you can say he is a diver when you have Buckley in your team who is a diver par excellence

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Surprised you can even spell comedic licence...you are a racist rwat, thats all I know about you..how you can say he is a diver when you have Buckley in your team who is a diver par excellence

Where have I made anything approaching a racist statement? Come on...put up or shut up. And whilst you're at it how many points exactly do you think we're outside the play-offs?

 

[Seagulls4life]

Surprised you can even spell comedic licence...you are a racist rwat, thats all I know about you..how you can say he is a diver when you have Buckley in your team who is a diver par excellence

When have you seen Buckley dive?

 

[bustersdad]

Where have I made anything approaching a racist statement? Come on...put up or shut up. And whilst you're at it how many points exactly do you think we're outside the play-offs?

pikey is a racist statement... i never said you were outside the.playoffs.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

pikey is a racist statement

Apart form the fact that I haven't used the word, I find it staggering you are playing the bigotry card given you love using homophobic insults.

i never said you were outside the.playoffs.

Really? Then care to explain what this means then?

...Oh yeah and the 4 points we took off you would have put you in the playoffs... so thank you for that

Listen, matey. You're way out of your league here. All you've got in your very limited armoury is a predictable line in homophobia and it really isn't working. I can see you're getting more and more wound up so give up and leave this thread for the grown-ups

 

[bustersdad]

Apart form the fact that I haven't used the word, I find it staggering you are playing the bigotry card given you love using homophobic insults.




Really? Then care to explain what this means then?



Listen, matey. You're way out of your league here. All you've got in your very limited armoury is a predictable line in homophobia and it really isn't working. I can see you're getting more and more wound up so give up and leave this thread for the grown-ups

take more than you to wind me up sunshine...at the time.of the playoff quote you were outside them due to us having 4 points off you.....but never let facts like that bother you eh ??
out of my league ?? dont think so...leave it for grown ups ?? well you aint one of them are you
homophobic insults ? yeah why not you use plkey all the time so why not let us retaliate ??
why not just go away and play with your toys eh ??

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

take more than you to wind me up sunshine...at the time.of the playoff quote you were outside them due to us having 4 points off you.....but never let facts like that bother you eh ??
out of my league ?? dont think so...leave it for grown ups ?? well you aint one of them are you
homophobic insults ? yeah why not you use plkey all the time so why not let us retaliate ??
why not just go away and play with your toys eh ??

But we don't need those 4 points, do we? I would draw a picture to make it easier but I fear you've eaten all the crayons.

By the way, you'll never believe this but I did a little google search on your name and it turns out that there's a Bustersdad registered as a contributor on caravanning4u.co.uk

Happy Birthday BustersDad, camel1 - Caravanning 4U

Surely this can't be. A Palace fan who is a member of a caravan forum! Hahahahahaha! You really are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[bustersdad]

But we don't need those 4 points, do we? I would draw a picture to make it easier but I fear you've eaten all the crayons.

By the way, you'll never believe this but I did a little google search on your name and it turns out that there's a Bustersdad registered as a contributor on caravanning4u.co.uk

Happy Birthday BustersDad, camel1 - Caravanning 4U

Surely this can't be. A Palace fan who is a member of a caravan forum! Hahahahahaha! You really are the gift that keeps on giving.

you are right I dont believe it !! gave me an idea though, I googled potnoodles and it stated steaming hot piles of shite.....it got that right then !!!

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

You really are a bit special.

 

[upthealbion1970]

funny thing is they speak so highly of your rent boy father !!!

Bless

 

[peterward]

Murray might be on the bench (he is for us), but why would you leave Zaha - the most talented player in the division - out of the first XI?

Thats a good point, especially since we lost Murray who was class at winning pens. We could with a diving cheat who goes over like he's been shot if you breath near him.

Football leagues best player.......who said cheats never prosper?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

six times ?? so you are a Palace fan

In person - The game at the Amex
On TV -some tediocre evening game (Derby?) only brightened up by a comedy own goal from your donkey captain.
In person - Old Tafford. I was working in Manchester and a Utd fan offered me a free ticket, so I went along to laugh at you getting hammered. Didn't quite work out.
On TV - The two legs of the CC semi, when I watched to enjoy seeing your dream die.

Some other dull league game on Sky as well, but its erased from my memory.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

, theres not a 19 year old in England who comes near him.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


Zaha is better than Oxlade-Chamberlain and Jack Wilshere?

What a stupid comment.

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

In response to the threads question - which Palace players would you take ?

I would like to take Jonathon Prr -- he is pure comedy gold and would make an excellent clown in the East Stand creche.

Anyone see his backpass then shove at Burnley last Saturday ?

 

[sparkie]

I'll get back to you after the Coventry game tonight. We'd be 5 points away of we win, I believe. We have an incredibly easy run over the next 4/5 games. The playoffs would be unwelcome, but not impossible to reach.

Scores in that incredibly easy run of 4/5 matches...

Coventry 1 - 1 Palace
Burnley 1 - 1 Palace
Palace 0 - 0 Hull
Palace 1 - 0 Barnsley
Derby 3 - 2 Palace

So 6 points in those 5 easy matches. Relegation form, I worry for you when you play the trickier fixtures

 

[Common as Mook]

Scores in that incredibly easy run of 4/5 matches...

Coventry 1 - 1 Palace
Burnley 1 - 1 Palace
Palace 0 - 0 Hull
Palace 1 - 0 Barnsley
Derby 3 - 2 Palace

So 6 points in those 5 easy matches. Relegation form, I worry for you when you play the trickier fixtures

An extremely good bounce. What a bunch of shithouses.

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Changed my mind about Speroni after seeing him flap around at Derby.