[Misc] Which celebrity would you like to see killed by the product they advertise?

[Is it PotG?]

This bloke

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I thought inciting death threats got you banned?

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[seagully]

Those annoying singing sisters in the Nationwide mortgage ads crushed to death by falling masonry in a crumbling suburban semi

 

[KZNSeagull]

Whilst wishing death is going a bit far, the occasional nipple being nicked on the Nivea body shaving adverts would be quite amusing.The big jessies.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I want the Andrex Puppy to die of a dirty arse.

The hypocrisy of advertising a product you never use yourself is just shameful.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I would like to see the Bud Light king and his courtiers slashed across the throat with a broken bottle and watch them gargling blood as they try, in vain to breathe, each attempt drawing more and more blood into their lungs, to see the fear and realisation in their eyes that they are going to die from blood loss or suffocation and that no-one's going to help them. The last thing they hear is me, laughing, shouting "DILLY DILLY THAT YOU ******** !"

Glad to see those anger management classes are doing the trick.

 

[Triggaaar]

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

We can come up with a way.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

Agreed.

While Paloma Faith advertising a Skoda is a disappointing sell out, at least it's not preying on the poor.

 

[Motogull]

I'm going to email Eammon Holmes's agent and encourage him to organise a steam roller advert for the kunnt before committing to a response to this thread.

Or the 'location' smugs and a land mine campaign.

You get my drift.

 

[vegster]

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

Russian Roulette ?

 

[Simster]

Does Piers Morgan advertise anything?

 

[The Mole]

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

He could end up destitute having gambled away his fortune responsibly

 

[vegster]

Does Piers Morgan advertise anything?

We need to know...

 

[albionfan37]

I’d like to see Kevin bacon get a phone wrapped round his ear ‘ole

 

[Winker]

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

I would like to see Ray Winstone go to the World Cup in Russia and persuade the hooligan Nazi psychopaths that betting on his website will bring them riches. Let's see how hard he is then!

 

[WSU Dilettante]

Does Piers Morgan advertise anything?

Pretty sure he’s done a Burger King ad at some point.

 

[Gazwag]

A hosepipe attached to the exhaust so "another one dies in a duster"

 

[Megazone]

David Beckham killed by toxic fume inhalation from his Calvin Klein underwear.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

That annoying prick from the Rivervale ad, driving his nice shiny used car into a river. “He loves ‘em”

 

[timbha]

That annoying prick from the Rivervale ad, driving his nice shiny used car into a river. “He loves ‘em”

Slightly OT but how old is that Rivervale advert they show at the Amex (with annoying prick in it)?