[Misc] Which celebrity would you like to see killed by the product they advertise?

[Is it PotG?]

1) Advertising isn’t necessarily being paid to endorse something. And surely most people know this; so why on earth did you type this? We’re you drunk?
2) He certainty advertised leaving the EU.
3) I suggested you’re a Thanks for backing up my idea.

I think I have worked it out. Remainer people seem to find it tricky to argue/debate a point without being patronising, or this would appear to be the case.

Thanks for backing up my idea.

 

[Mackenzie]

Jimmy Saville hit by a train.

If he wasn’t already dead.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Was it Dora Bryan?

Aha. Yes. That's the one. Funny how posh pissed old ladies blur into one after the passage of time....

 

[LlcoolJ]

Didn't he advertise the National Lottery a few years ago? Still not sure how we could kill him with a Lottery ticket.

Death by ten thousand paper cuts from folded up lottery tickets. Which he'd been forced to pay for himself.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I think I have worked it out. Remainer people seem to find it tricky to argue/debate a point without being patronising, or this would appear to be the case.

Thanks for backing up my idea.

Argue, debate....this is clearly a thread for a bit of humour....unless you really do want people killed? I took [MENTION=240]larus[/MENTION] posts in the manner they were intended and I trust he/she is doing the same with mine.

 

[Weststander]

Zaha

If that fails, then the cheat can advertise this contraption and personally trial it in the Mariana Trench.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Argue, debate....this is clearly a thread for a bit of humour....unless you really do want people killed? I took [MENTION=240]larus[/MENTION] posts in the manner they were intended and I trust he/she is doing the same with mine.

All is well in the world (esp. Europe) once more then.

 

[larus]

1) Advertising isn’t necessarily being paid to endorse something. And surely most people know this; so why on earth did you type this? We’re you drunk?
2) He certainty advertised leaving the EU.
3) I suggested you’re a Thanks for backing up my idea.



Edit. Added a smiley.

And you could apply the same logic to my suggesting about Diane Abbot and mathematics. After all, Sir Nige didn't advertise planes/ATC. I fear too much German ale is affecting your brain cell.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

All is well in the world (esp. Europe) once more then.

 

[Weststander]

Aha. Yes. That's the one. Funny how posh pissed old ladies blur into one after the passage of time....

I remembered because she lived/owned Clarges Hotel & Spa for decades in Kemp Town.

About 10 years ago I saw her switch on the city's Xmas lights, to a clapping crowd numbering about 10.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I remembered because she lived/owned Clarges Hotel & Spa for decades in Kemp Town.

About 10 years ago I saw her switch on the city's Xmas lights, to a clapping crowd numbering about 10.

Another of that vintage (literally I suspect) was Irenee Handle. Apologies if this was one I mentioned earlier.

I can promise you I never had a crush on any of them.

Denise Coffey. There's another.

 

[Brovion]

Nigel Farage. I’d like him to be in a plane when the moment the U.K. leaves the EU....which then drops out of the sky when all the UK’s access to EU air traffic control is switched off.

I appreciate that you think that commercial TV is dreadfully common and is only watched by unspeakable Brexit-voting council estate dwellers, but you have rather missed the point of this thread. It's about people who are paid to endorse products and appear in TV commercials. Some of these adverts can be quite irritating, and people are discussing, with an element of black, sometimes tasteless humour, how they would like to see these people die, the method of death being linked to the product they advertise. Your post should have been on the 'Ways I'd like to kill politicians' thread.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I appreciate that you think that commercial TV is dreadfully common and is only watched by unspeakable Brexit-voting council estate dwellers, but you have rather missed the point of this thread. It's about people who are paid to endorse products and appear in TV commercials. Some of these adverts can be quite irritating, and people are discussing, with an element of black, sometimes tasteless humour, how they would like to see these people die, the method of death being linked to the product they advertise. Your post should have been on the 'Ways I'd like to kill Nigeal Farage' thread.

Thread title: Which celebrity would you like to see killed by the product they advertise.

Opening post:

Right now, I'd have to say Paloma Faith by a Skoda Oktavia

No mention of television or tv commercials specifically.

 

[Brovion]

Thread title: Which celebrity would you like to see killed by the product they advertise.

Opening post:

No mention of television or tv commercials specifically.

Fair enough, it doesn't say TV (although the Paloma Faith Skoda adverts have been on TV), but assuming they had just done a press-only campaign - are you really irritated by some adverts in papers and magazines? You can always turn the page. The point with TV adverts is you have to sit through them (unless you're watching on catch-up)

And I've never see a press advert for Nigel Farage advertising air travel. Where did you see it?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

And I've never see a press advert for Nigel Farage advertising air travel. Where did you see it?

Again, you’re making assumptions. The title makes no reference to the press, merely advertising. And advertising can take many many different and varied forms....not just print or tv. For example I’m wearing a band tee today, some might say I’m advertising the band. And Farage certainly advertised leaving the EU...with the associated issues this could bring.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

are you really irritated by some adverts in papers and magazines?

Er, no.

 

[Adders1]

I wouldnt mind seeing Katona at least seriously injured by a findus crispy pancake

 

[looney]

A jar of Pataks sauce grow arms and legs then go all Negan on Jamie Oliver with a BB Bat.

 

[Brovion]

Again, you’re making assumptions. The title makes no reference to the press, merely advertising. And advertising can take many many different and varied forms....not just print or tv. For example I’m wearing a band tee today, some might say I’m advertising the band. And Farage certainly advertised leaving the EU...with the associated issues this could bring.

Well everybody else took it 'advertising' as being a paid endorsement of a product or service - so what aviation product has Farage advertised? I'm guessing he hasn't and your comment about plane crashes is just you wanting to shoehorn yet another Brexit reference into a thread. Saying that your comment qualifies for this thread as Farage 'advertised' leaving the EU is like saying Lenin 'advertised' the Russian Revolution, or Jesus 'advertised' Christianity.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

so what aviation product has Farage advertised?

You’re being deliberately obtuse about this; I think you can understand even if you don’t agree.