[Misc] Which celebrity would you like to see killed by the product they advertise?

[GJN1]

Gary Linekar choking on a crisp.

I've been veery close to death by crisps on several occasions...

 

[Goldstone1976]

Paula Abdul, from aspartame poisoning, induced by drinking too much Diet Coke.

 

[The Rattler]

Phillip Schofield / tangled in rope-slide

 

[Justice]

Ray Winstone, but I'm not sure how you might die through online gambling.

and as [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION] says, any celebrity who endorses dodgy finance companies/lending practices.

Responsibly

 

[Norman Potting]

Another of that vintage (literally I suspect) was Irenee Handle. Apologies if this was one I mentioned earlier.

I can promise you I never had a crush on any of them.

Denise Coffey. There's another.

Showing my age she was in the legendary "Do Not Adjust Your Set".

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Showing my age she was in the legendary "Do Not Adjust Your Set".

Children's television as it never had been seen before!

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Barry Scott od’ing on Cilit Bang or that bloke who looks a bit like Bill Bailey (if you squint really hard) being squashed to death by some falling double glazing.

That's my Neil I went to school in Crowborough.

 

[Brovion]

You’re being deliberately obtuse about this; I think you can understand even if you don’t agree.

Me obtuse! You are the only person who went down that path; everyone else used a TV advert and a genuine paid celebrity endorsement. Just suck it up and admit you simply wanted to get an anti-Brexit, anti-Farage post into a thread that was nothing to do with either. And frankly it was a very clumsy effort.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Me obtuse! You are the only person who went down that path; everyone else used a TV advert and a genuine paid celebrity endorsement. Just suck it up and admit you simply wanted to get an anti-Brexit, anti-Farage post into a thread that was nothing to do with either. And frankly it was a very clumsy effort.

As has already been pointed out, this thread is purely for knock-about fun. Whatever my motives were/are you really and truly are reading way too much into this. Why don’t you go and get your knickers in a twist over something more meaningful.?

 

[Brovion]

As has already been pointed out, this thread is purely for knock-about fun. Whatever my motives were/are you really and truly are reading way too much into this. Why don’t you go and get your knickers in a twist over something more meaningful.?

Indeed, and I've enjoyed it!

 

[InsaneSociety]

That **** opera singer in a car crash with a non insured driver

 

[Gary Leeds]

James Corden, hit by a car doing a hand brake turn to pull into a parking space, which causes a Sainsburys delivery lorry full of Cadburys chocolate and Tango to shed its load on top of his lifeless body (think that covers all the ads he has been in)

 

[maffew]

Martin Lewis knocked out by a Bitcoin would be a bit ironic

 

[beorhthelm]

Martin Lewis knocked out by a Bitcoin would be a bit ironic

but he's not promoted Bitcoin, so why?

 

[greyseagull]

How anyone can wish death on someone is beyond me.

Horrible thread.

But Cillit Bang’s Barry Scott.