What's the oddest thing you've seen in real life?

[Frutos]

I think that is the funniest thing ive read on NSC

It was a genuinely strange and surreal sight. I was caught between trying to get out of the ground and so away from the other aforesaid violence, yet not being able to look away either.

 

[Dave the OAP]

we were on a cruise a few years ago and next to the pools ( as they are mostly salt water) there is normally a shower to get rid of the salt. Anyway, this rather well built in the chest department lady got out of the pool, walked over to the shower, stripped off her bikini, top and bottom and proceeded to wash herself in full view of around 600 shocked people and children. it was gross to be fair and some american lady went up to her and yelled at her, to whit this woman took a swing at her and then at a security guy who had wandered over.

it was absolutely bizarre.

Turns out she and her chavy family were thrown off the ship at the next port and had to make their own way home.

 

[KJP]

When driving through California I saw a very drunk man walking the street screaming, then taking off one of his shoes and throwing it at the sign of a church, while going down the road there were loads of clothes which seem to have fallen out of the guys bag

 

[The Truth]

I saw a man turn into a Lizard once.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

we were on a cruise a few years ago and next to the pools ( as they are mostly salt water) there is normally a shower to get rid of the salt. Anyway, this rather well built in the chest department lady got out of the pool, walked over to the shower, stripped off her bikini, top and bottom and proceeded to wash herself in full view of around 600 shocked people and children. it was gross to be fair and some american lady went up to her and yelled at her, to whit this woman took a swing at her and then at a security guy who had wandered over.

it was absolutely bizarre.

Turns out she and her chavy family were thrown off the ship at the next port and had to make their own way home.

Similarly when I was about 8 on holiday with my parents in Alcudia, a huge, fat woman in her 60s was drying her naked body (all over) on her balcony about 5 floors up, in full view of the entire pool. The image is burned into my retinas, it was horrendous. People started laughing and one person wolf whistled.

She gave not one shit. Just carried on regardless. Horrible. Just horrible.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Sat in the barbers waiting for a haircut towards the end of the day and this little old man comes in. Bit scruffy, hair messy, tatty old coat. Without saying a word or acknowledging anyone, he shuffled across to the pile of hair that had been swept up, bends down and slowly starts stuffing in it his coat pockets. Every now and then he'll stop to sniff a clump before he continues. Once satisfied he stood up and shuffled out of the place, muttering to himself.

Apparently that guy went there at the same time every day and did that - it was easier to just let him do it than try and stop him.

I've heard about this guy

 

[tomfitz12]

whilst on holiday in turkey, i saw a 65 year old ex-turkish pornstar wearing a netted swimming costume and making individual eye contact with everyone she went past. very disturbing

 

[Return of the Rev]

i saw a man turn into a lizard once.

and then into a chairman?

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Several of those descriptions (including the women) could be John 'Pompey' Westwood, who is definitely one of the oddest things I've seen.

 

[The Truth]

and then into a chairman?

Chairman!? He's playing for Arsenal.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

I have seen too many to mention but one that still makes me laugh to this day is ..
My friend and I Paul who i used to go to all the Albion matches with years ago had just got back from the match on a Sat evening and we decided to get off and have a night out in T/Wells.
There was a weedy skinny little bloke with massive sunglasses wearing a red dress and a tartan hat skipping along the street tweeting like a bird holding a long stick that had a tiny little
carved coloured bird on the tip of it, and he was waving it in every bodies face saying, be nice to birdy, be nice to birdy and blowing kisses !! Properly mental that one !!!

Another chap who I think is still around, again in T/Wells hops and jumps around the high street shouting I'm a naughty boy really loudly, he sometimes wears a Harry Potter Wizards hat too !! WTF ??
Any T/Wellians on here confirm a recent sighting of this loon at all

 

[Phat Baz 68]

we were on a cruise a few years ago and next to the pools ( as they are mostly salt water) there is normally a shower to get rid of the salt. Anyway, this rather well built in the chest department lady got out of the pool, walked over to the shower, stripped off her bikini, top and bottom and proceeded to wash herself in full view of around 600 shocked people and children. it was gross to be fair and some american lady went up to her and yelled at her, to whit this woman took a swing at her and then at a security guy who had wandered over.

it was absolutely bizarre.

Turns out she and her chavy family were thrown off the ship at the next port and had to make their own way home.

I dont suppose you have her address do you !!!

 

[BHAFC_AMEX]

I was once showering after a swim in the pool (it was salt water you see). Then some crazy lady came over and had a pop so I floored her. Then security came over and floored him too. Bizarre.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I was once showering after a swim in the pool (it was salt water you see). Then some crazy lady came over and had a pop so I floored her. Then security came over and floored him too. Bizarre.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

A very naked guy full sprinting around the M25...followed at some distance by the older driver trying to catch him.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I once saw a resident of SE25 go into a shop and actually walk out with goods...... after PAYING for them - left me speechless

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

a transvestite walking down ST James street AND AN OLD BLOKE WEARING STOCKING AND SUSPENDERS walking down Lewes road in broad daylight............ EP possibly
regards
Das Reich

 

[Worthingite]

I have seen too many to mention but one that still makes me laugh to this day is ..
My friend and I Paul who i used to go to all the Albion matches with years ago had just got back from the match on a Sat evening and we decided to get off and have a night out in T/Wells.
There was a weedy skinny little bloke with massive sunglasses wearing a red dress and a tartan hat skipping along the street tweeting like a bird holding a long stick that had a tiny little
carved coloured bird on the tip of it, and he was waving it in every bodies face saying, be nice to birdy, be nice to birdy and blowing kisses !! Properly mental that one !!!

Another chap who I think is still around, again in T/Wells hops and jumps around the high street shouting I'm a naughty boy really loudly, he sometimes wears a Harry Potter Wizards hat too !! WTF ??
Any T/Wellians on here confirm a recent sighting of this loon at all

Last I heard he was in a psychiatric unit, in Bognor I believe? Sad really, he never hurt anyone?

 

[wunt be druv]

A Tortoise crossing the road.It was in Worthing,Trent Rd. driving along and there it was, a Tortoise in the middle of the road,I stopped to make sure it got safely across,and on it went on it's merry way into somebody's front drive.

 

[ExmouthExile]

Washing my hands in the gents at Heathrow airport, this big black guy came running in faster than Ussain Bolt in the 100 metres . He must have just arrived from a long haul flight or something. Desperately trying to get his todger out of his pants as he ran towards the urinals, he didn't quite make it as he sprayed piss all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing for about 20 minutes!