Whats the most embarassed you've ever been?

[element]

I think son's friends are off limits!!!

But just THINK of their stamina

 

[Lady Gull]

But just THINK of their stamina

Lol - I am xxx

 

[NUFC1892]

I embarrass myself on a regular basis, just a habit I have.

Couple of months back I left uni and started looking for a job whilst I looked for something more long term. I had a pizza delivered to the house and thought I'd ask the bloke if he was looking for any delivery drivers, turns out he was, bingo. First nights work was the next day which was a bank holiday Sunday, I put off all of my plans to go on a pub crawl in Newcastle and went to the pizza shop at 6pm. First delivery was straight away and I done it no problem, got back to the shop, fill the car up with pizzas and go to start the car to find that it wouldn't f***ing start! Half of the chefs etc that worked in there were out trying to fix my car but to no avail...they weren't impressed to say the least.

Eventually about 20 minutes later it started working so I done 3 more deliveries, went back to the shop again and again filled the car up, drove about 2 miles away and the engine cut out when going down a hill, so I pulled over, rang the shop and they had to get somebody who works there to pick me up, drop me off at home and drop the pizzas off that I couldn't deliver. Mightn't sound a lot but it was f***ing horrible, was in the house sat in front of the tele at 8pm, what a disaster!

 

[element]

I embarrass myself on a regular basis, just a habit I have.

Couple of months back I left uni and started looking for a job whilst I looked for something more long term. I had a pizza delivered to the house and thought I'd ask the bloke if he was looking for any delivery drivers, turns out he was, bingo. First nights work was the next day which was a bank holiday Sunday, I put off all of my plans to go on a pub crawl in Newcastle and went to the pizza shop at 6pm. First delivery was straight away and I done it no problem, got back to the shop, fill the car up with pizzas and go to start the car to find that it wouldn't f***ing start! Half of the chefs etc that worked in there were out trying to fix my car but to no avail...they weren't impressed to say the least.

Eventually about 20 minutes later it started working so I done 3 more deliveries, went back to the shop again and again filled the car up, drove about 2 miles away and the engine cut out when going down a hill, so I pulled over, rang the shop and they had to get somebody who works there to pick me up, drop me off at home and drop the pizzas off that I couldn't deliver. Mightn't sound a lot but it was f***ing horrible, was in the house sat in front of the tele at 8pm, what a disaster!

Did they give you some dough

 

[Normal Rob]

several years ago when internet access was dial-up, and it took ages to download anything, I was downloading some porn when the vicar popped around to discuss the reading of the banns for our marriage. My fiance was out (obviously) but I felt sure that i could answer all the relative points. I forgot about the download in progress. All was fine for about 20 minutes when suddenly out of the bedroom the words came through loud and clear 'hairypussycutiesdotcom' followed by the sound of a rather hirsute youg lady entertaining herself with a vibrator.

I quickly jumped to my feet to stop the clip from playing further but by them it was clear to all what had happened.

He still read our banns out though, but i could never look him in the eye.

 

[jackanada]

Just this week I went to see aunt and uncle in the midlands. It was an unexpectedly nice day so I had a dip in the pool in my boxers, meaning I went commando on leaving as they were still wet. Then proceeded to my cousins to find they had locked themselves out. Being helpful I climbed over the back fence, couldn't gain entry to the house but let the others into the back garden and went down the road to find a snack.
there was a butchers just 30 yards down the road that also sold pasties and wotnot so I popped in and asked for a sausage roll. This caused great mirth to the kindly old man behind the counter and following where his eyes were trying not to look I realised I had ripped open my trousers and with no undercrackers to assist my full tackle was on display.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Double whammy.......

Works party in the City 1980 ish.... pulled typist, back to her parents house in Whitechapel on night bus.... furtive entry through alleyway at rear,

Is that some kind of euphemism?

 

[NUFC1892]

Did they give you some dough

Did they bollocks! They said to go back when my car was fixed but it took about 4 weeks and I didn't have the bottle.

 

[Spider]

2 facts about me:

1 - my penis is the same size as two Argos pens.

2 - I am banned from Argos.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Lots- but here's a funny short story

About 2003 me and 5 mates went to Newqauy for the weekend and decided to try a bit of surf boarding-

Any way we were not surfers and hired some wet suites and kit etc,

2 of the lads made there way to beach and me an the other 2 were in the car getting changed into those things for what seemed an eterniity-

We jumped out the vehicle and proceeded to the beach all bold and strutting etc when a surfer dude shouted to us

""""Hey guys,youv've got your wet suites on the wrong way"""

ha ha ha we had the zips at the front.....

 

[Merseyside Seagull]

Do you think now would be an appropriate time to dig some of those out? I'm sure if I look far enough back I could find some we both remember!

Pmsl - yes - caravans and vicars studies spring to mind - happy days hunny - how are you xxxx

I remember you coming to visit me at GB camp at Broadstone Warren!!! Lol and nearly being caught!!!![/QUOTE]

Haha, your memory is much better than mine! That was over 30 years ago!

 

[Lady Gull]

Pmsl - yes - caravans and vicars studies spring to mind - happy days hunny - how are you xxxx

I remember you coming to visit me at GB camp at Broadstone Warren!!! Lol and nearly being caught!!!!

Haha, your memory is much better than mine! That was over 30 years ago![/QUOTE]

30 years!!!! Eeeek

 

[somerset]

Is that some kind of euphemism?

Subtle eh?!!

 

[chimneys]

I was going out with a girl, a long time ago, we were both about 19.

Anyhow we used to get frisky in her parents' dining room which was at the front of the house next to the front door.

This one time her parents had gone out and we were taking advantage of our privacy by partaking in a prolonged bout of 69. Suddenly theres a knock on the window (the curtains were drawn) and we both know we've got about 20 seconds before her parents have opened the front door and walked in the room.

So we're frantically pulling on our clothes and I just about manage to get my tshirt and jeans on as her mum walks in the room.

Anyhow I'm sitting on the sofa with an uncomfortable hard-on as she's telling me about her evening when I shoot my load in my pants.

Trying to look normal was difficult.

Afterwards I explained my unpleasant experience to my girlfriend who seemed to get rather upset that her mum had made me come. She didn't seem to understand that it was her that had done all the hard work and the shock had probably tipped me over the edge.

We split up soon after that.

The winner for me! The best bit being your g/f thinking her mum had made you come and getting the strop! Made me LOL!

Be honest. Was it a Mrs Robinson moment?

 

[One Love]

The winner for me! The best bit being your g/f thinking her mum had made you come and getting the strop! Made me LOL!

Be honest. Was it a Mrs Robinson moment?

No nothing like that.

It was a really surreal moment though trying to keep a straight face and talk calmly to her while all my equipment was pumping away down there.