Whats the first five words you say after sex?

[The Wookiee]

What was your name again

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

That was it? Get out!

 

[Buzzer]

Excuse me. You were saying....

 

[The Wookiee]

'Laters...off to the Pub'...

 

[Trufflehound]

Thought you were someone else...

 

[The Oldman]

I have got a headache

 

[The Wookiee]

Next time wipe your arse

 

[Trufflehound]

Must visit clap clinic now.

 

[Man of Harveys]

my name is not Timothy

 

[Trufflehound]

Brighton five Crystal Palace nil.

 

[Prof P]

Nice one. What's the damage?

 

[Nibble]

Lovely, now whats for dinner Mum?

 

[Silent Bob]

Why are you still here?

 

[Buzzer]

Kate, is that Maddie calling?

 

[Yoda]

Opps! Forgot to pull out.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Where is my penis now?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How's about a ham sandwich?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

please you mustn't tell dad

 

[Grendel]

Your sister is much better.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

much better than easy 10