What MOTTO do you abide by day-to-day?

[Marky]

'What would Sven do in a situation like this?'

 

[The Ringleader]

f*** it

 

[biggles]

oh f*** is it time to get up already

 

[BeardyChops]

I have two ...

1) Shit happens ...get over it.......

2) If you change nothing.....nothing changes

neither particularly useful , I just like saying them....

While perfectly reasonable, both made me think of guidelines for life:

1) Shit happens - make sure you know where the nearest gents are

2) If you change nothing - you're going to smell.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

A wank a day, keeps the doctor away

 

[severnside gull]

Boring but "treat others as you wish to be treated yourself" has always worked for me

 

[Screaming J]

If I'm in work and its all going shitty I try to remember to ask myself:-

"Is any of this going to matter in 40 years time ?".

The answer is usually no, so I try and relax. Doesn't always work but it can add a touch of perspective and reality.

 

[severnside gull]

If I'm in work and its all going shitty I try to remember to ask myself:-

"Is any of this going to matter in 40 years time ?".

The answer is usually no, so I try and relax. Doesn't always work but it can add a touch of perspective and reality.

40 days (and often 40 minutes!) is often the case in my experience

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

Give us a wank with your bumhole.

 

[itszamora]

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

 

[Gwylan]

I am a true labourer: I earn that I eat, get that I wear, owe no man hate, envy no man's
happiness, glad of other men's good, content with my harm

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Boring but "treat others as you wish to be treated yourself" has always worked for me

Not boring at all. I live by this

 

[El Presidente]

One in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

"Ooo ooo, ooo ooo when the chambers empty she said
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo meet El Presidente"
(Duran Duran)

Also:

“Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.”
(Ghandi)

 

[strings]

'What would Sven do in a situation like this?'

Sven would always take off a striker and bring on a defender to protect the one-goal lead (regardless of how much time there is left).

 

[strings]

My motto at the moment is;

"Work out, then walk out taller"

© Nike

 

[fire&skill]

 

[glasfryn]

I am retired now but when I was a working man mine was always
work to live,not live to work

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

If you do what you've always done,you'll get what you've always got.

 

[Lady Bracknell]