Pavel Srníček's Haircut
Card-carrying slagfan
"Trample the weak, hurdle the dead"
Never say no to an opportunity, you may not be offered it again.
Retaliate, before you get hit
While here, do everything.
After everything is over, there'll be plenty of time for doing nothing.
(this is a good one when you have to explain to a pal, the reason you did his sister)
I thought yours would be "If you cant eat it or f*** it then I hope it appreciates sarcastic."