What Little things annoy you the most?

[Lady Whistledown]

Eyewitnesses on TV news stories.

Why is it that every time something bad happens, the thickest people in society just happen to be involved or standing next to it?

Like when there's a category 5 hurricane going on in the Caribbean, and you get a queue of six thousand whiny people at Gatwick, all on Airtours two star, last-minute budget holidays moaning "Well frankly I think it's a disgrace. The airline haven't told us anything. we're just devastated".

It's a f***ing hurricane, you utter tools! The airline probably knows as much as you do! Go and get a coffee, sit on your suitcase and get over the fact that the worst that will happen to you is that you might not get to the Dominican Republic after all, whereas the poor inhabitants of the island probably have no homes to live in.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oh yes, and the irritating use of the word "devastated" to describe one's mood when slightly annoyed.

Usually by TV eyewitnesses or victims in fact, when their son has left his £500 Christmas present bike unlocked outside the shopping centre, and is then surprised to find it's been nicked.

 

[The Large One]

Marcella Whittingdale's refusal to believe that her 'Norman Baker / hotels in Sheepcote' story was actually a tower of old horseshit.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Men who wear "wacky" ties or waistcoats.

Similarly, anyone who describes themselves as "crazy" or even "krazy!!".

It is inevitably and painfully NOT the case.

 

[KNC]

That f***ing horrible, ending a statement like its a question.

AAAAARRRRRHHHHHH

 

[KNC]

..........and, the twats in my road (residents parking), who insist leaving 10 ft either end of their precious cars, thus using up 3 parking spaces. Selfish cnuts

 

[Meade's Ball]

Colleagues who keep an eye on what i do so they can locate and number my mishaps, reporting each one at a volume the entire department can hear. All because they envy my wit, disease, upside down paperwork and ability to smell the amount of teaspooned sugars in any cup of tea. I am better than them, and they feel the need to attempt to undermine my higher-power deskmanship.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Posters on here who do this a lot.............................................................................oh shit thats me

 

[e77]

People at the gym who spend half an hour on one pieve of equipment when you are waiting to go on it.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Posters on here who do this a lot.............................................................................oh shit thats me

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do this alot.


That's you again.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

People singing along to songs in the office.

 

[OzMike]

People who never screw tops back on bottles fully, just before I lift them by the lid and it's always my fault apparently I shouldn't lift them by the lid, where is that written? SCREW THEM ON PROPERLY

 

[Elegia]

Supermarket car park spaces, anything bigger than a moped parks next to you and you need to be a contortionist to get out of your car.
And the w*ankers who don't have the consideration to make sure their car door doesn't hit yours.

 

[Titanic]

Supermarket car park spaces, anything bigger than a moped parks next to you and you need to be a contortionist to get out of your car.
And the w*ankers who don't have the consideration to make sure their car door doesn't hit yours.

Welcome to NSC, Elegia... you should fit in nicely

 

[Elegia]

Welcome to NSC, Elegia... you should fit in nicely

Thanks

 

[Hannibal smith]

<----------That f***ing thing.


''Fancy a cuppa?''

''Yeah, ta mate''


*makes tea*

''Here you go''


''Oh CHEERS mate!! You are a LEGEND ''


Tossers.

Sorry

 

[NMH]

People who never screw tops back on bottles fully, just before I lift them by the lid and it's always my fault apparently I shouldn't lift them by the lid, where is that written? SCREW THEM ON PROPERLY

Serves you right for living with other people. And if it's a wife, why haven't you got her trained proper mate!

 

[Hannibal smith]

Similarly, anyone who describes themselves as "crazy" or even "krazy!!".

I quite like that. It means you can instantly dismiss them as wankers. Nothing else is required to know about them.

Pacifically on here I hate threads that start

YES....I've made a cup of Tea!! YES. I'm going to Weymouth. No-one cares except you.

 

[Lammy]

People who say;

"You've always got to have the last word!"

Thus trying to get the last word in themelves.

 

[Dave the OAP]

people who snore on trains

the bloke who thrusts an AM paper in my face every f***ing day when I walk past him outside London Bridge Station....he knows I dont want one of them since they stopped putting suduko's in them