What Little things annoy you the most?

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Dropping something & it f***ing disappears from this earth. How the f*** does that happen?

Losing one f***ing sock in the laundry. Somewhere there are hundereds of my socks, only one of a pair mind.

Walking into town & realising my wallet is still at home.

Crystal Palace fans. They're slightly annoying.

Smudge you allways leave your wallet at home.
f***ing granite.
C*nt De Vechi annoys me,slagbag.

 

[smudge]

Smudge you allways leave your wallet at home.
f***ing granite.
C*nt De Vechi annoys me,slagbag.

You're worse than Tommy Tank Top!!

Twats from other clubs who come on here for "banter". f*** off you c***s!!

 

[Bakesy]

How did that happen then??

No idea.......just started hurting , been like it all day.

 

[DC Rules]

No idea.......just started hurting , been like it all day.

Shall I give you lots of sympathy or is it likely to be self-inflicted

 

[Deleted member 2719]

The fact that 90% of sandwiches come with F***ing tomato or Mayo!!!!!!

I would say nearer 98% of sandwiches are like that i hate them also - whats wrong with a good old cheese and peanut butter sandwich sandwich.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

So called mates who won't let you join there squash league cos they are afraid of a youngsters whiping their arse.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

i love tomato and cheese in a sandwich, just most of the sandwiches i like in shops only come in brown bread cant stand brown bread

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Giving people a lift and them leaving their rubbish in my car! RAH!

Getting called love or darling or hun by people I don't know!

GRH!!

 

[*Gullsworth*]

So called mates who won't let you join there squash league cos they are afraid of a youngsters whiping their arse.

Not finding young enough mates who will give make you break sweat at squash



Anyway Mouldy i dont want you anywhere near my arse..........you keep your baby wipes to yourself

 

[Dave the OAP]

Pens


What the f*** happens to all the pens I have bought in my life.

i have had some beauties, expensive ones, parkers, those green rollerball ones that come in different colours, fountain pens etc etc


Where are they all.

Douglas Adams reconed they all fall through a wormhole in the space-time continuum and there is a planet somewhere full of pens who have humans who keep dissapearing when they put them donw.

 

[pasty]

Trains that go over points at the precise moment I am taking a slurp of my coffee, so that it invariably spills down my shirt or tie.

 

[Buzzer]

People that feed pigeons.

Teabags being left on spoons by the sink or even worse in the sink.

Saying 'hung' when you mean 'hanged'.

Chavs playing music on their phones on buses.

Local news that's actually from Winchester, Bournemouth, Southampton or Oxford.

 

[Dr Q]

cling film ... the work of the devil.

 

[pasty]

DOH! Just done it again.

Clicking the Home button on IE at work only to go to our company intranet page and not NSC.

 

[BIRCHYBOY27]

People who do not hold the door open for you whenyou are behind them.

 

[El Presidente]

The overuse of the word "basically"

People who use the word "of" when they should use "have". For example, "could of" instead of "could have"

 

[Lammy]

Clothes shops claiming to know long your body and arms are by the diameter of your neck.

 

[nail-Z]

People speaking with food in their mouth.

 

[Trufflehound]

The Goombay Dance Band.

 

[Titanic]

OompaLoompas