What Little things annoy you the most?

[The Large One]

Oh, absoluuuutely.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Oh, absoluuuutely.

Mid conversation...

*Annoying ringtone*

"Hold that thought babe, I had better take this"

"Hi babe, how are things? Whats he done now?"

*mouths* Won't be long

*Minutes and hours pass*

"I know! What did he say to you after that?"

*Slips into deep sleep*

 

[CHAPPERS]

<----------That f***ing thing.


''Fancy a cuppa?''

''Yeah, ta mate''


*makes tea*

''Here you go''


''Oh CHEERS mate!! You are a LEGEND ''


Tossers.

 

[bristolseagull]

Gays.

 

[Commander]

lol. I do not f***ing believe that anyone f***ing laughs out loud at anything I say on messenger etc. Bollocks

 

[Titanic]

lol. I do not f***ing believe that anyone f***ing laughs out loud at anything I say on messenger etc. Bollocks

 

[bristolseagull]

lol. I do not f***ing believe that anyone f***ing laughs out loud at anything I say on messenger etc. Bollocks

thats because your not funny.

 

[Titanic]

thats because your not funny.

and that's another thing... it that's and YOU'RE

 

[Rambo]

Fixtures.

 

[Titanic]

and that's another thing... it that's and YOU'RE

ooops... whose being pendantic know ?

 

[Commander]

thats because your not funny.

Exactly- so why say lol when they blatantly didn't?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Pigeons munching, gossiping, strutting, stalking, being unafraid of rooks, not training hard enough on their anal gun accuracy, and refusing to show themselves dead unless murdered by car, truck or barb-cocked bestiologist.

 

[Commander]

Pigeons munching, gossiping, strutting, stalking, being unafraid of rooks, not training hard enough on their anal gun accuracy, and refusing to show themselves dead unless murdered by car, truck or barb-cocked bestiologist.

Beat me to it.

 

[Commander]

Bloody hell, just realised I have over 3000 posts. Maybe I should get a proper job.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Beat me to it.

lol.

 

[Commander]

lol.

 

[ali jenkins]

People who want to take 'a minuite of my time' when im walking through town!

I dont want to fill in a survey, im in a hurry, thats why im walking fast!

 

[NMH]

Hearing people eat or kiss. I HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE that schhmecking sound. Some burger ads even incorporated it into their adverts, showing some slob noshing loudly, complete with amped sound!!

AAAAAARGHHHH!

I will NEVER buy anything from that chain now, I despise them, with a passion for pissing me off so much and so often.

I'm not happy about ads on the radio with glugglugglugging beer, slurping, or "ahh" from the imagined imbiber of said fluid.

 

[ezmally]

Chomping or changing food,
making beds,
and the noise wine makes when pouring from a bottle I really hate that.

 

[The Large One]

Anything to do with McDonalds, Starbucks, Domino's Pizza (probably several others). Your product's shit and poisonous, your ads are for twats, and you're run by fatcat, far-right wing moneyslags, and I'm sick of you shoving your face into my conscience the whoel f***ing time.

Just f*** off.