What does everyone else seem to be able to do that you can't?

[AmexRuislip]

Getting a thumbs up from a mod

 

[HantsSeagull]

play golf

 

[father_and_son]

play golf

This. I can find clumps of trees, water and sand traps that even the groundsmen didn't know about.

 

[knocky1]

Suck my ****

 

[ofco8]

Whistle. Just can't do it.

I can whistle a tune but not one of those fingers in the mouth, can you hear me, ones.

 

[Everest]

Wink with both eyes, I can only do the right eye

I can, but I call it blinking.

Roll my Rs

*giggles childishly*

 

[AmexRuislip]

Stop my hair from falling out!
Retire early!

 

[BLOCK F]

Sing or dance.

 

[Fungus]

Keepie uppies. Don't think I've ever reached five.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Understand BG posts

 

[knocky1]

Bring Princess Monolulu to a cl!#m@x.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Visualise in 3d - I have zero artistic talent.

 

[Stat Brother]

Make acceptable drinks with 'double concentrate' squash.

 

[El Presidente]

Roll my Rs

I'd love to see you roll it for me.

 

[El Presidente]

Bring my wife to cl1max.

Just type in the post code into your sat nav and it should be easy enough getting there.

 

[El Presidente]

March in time. When I was in the RAF cadets I was a source of constant amusement to the NCO's, except when there was an inspection, when they would put me on potato peeling duties to avoid bringing shame to the unit.

I was always pointing arms and legs in different directions to everyone else.

 

[Gwylan]

Drive a car
Whistle
Bat (OK, I'm not alone in this but I'm considerably worse than anyone in any team I've played in: I make Phil Tufnell look like Joe Root)

 

[Half Time Pies]

Assemble flat packed furniture or do any form of DIY.

 

[knocky1]

Just type in the post code into your sat nav and it should be easy enough getting there.

I tried that. Sent me up the wrong street, just next to it, despite the No Entry sign.

 

[El Presidente]

I tried that. Sent me up the wrong street, just next to it, despite the No Entry sign.

If you put on a policeman's outfit and have a flashing blue helmet you can go up a no entry street.