What does everyone else seem to be able to do that you can't?

[El Presidente]

Suck my ****

I know someone who had a rib surgically removed just so that he could bend further and 68 himself.

 

[TomandJerry]

Reverse a van

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Spell neccesrey , neccesery, nessasery, neccasary .... ffs

 

[Megazone]

float in water.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Understand BG posts

You've misread the thread title.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

float in water.

What can you float in?

 

[Megazone]

What can you float in?

I can float in armbands.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

Your mum.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

I can float in armbands.

No, that's not floating. It's just lying on top of them.

 

[Megazone]

No, that's not floating. It's just lying on top of them.

I should try that out. I usually just put them around my arms.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Struggling to think of anything...

 

[Meade's Ball]

Pitying the fool. I just cannae do it. I see the fool and wish them no harm or malice, but as soon as something rather atrocious happens to them, such as mistaking themselves for the person they were to professionally cremate or those with a fear of flying that only bedrugged milk will force them to be up in the air following, I feel entirely unsorry for.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Keepie uppies. Don't think I've ever reached five.

With you on this. I'm not bad at football, but the ability to do these totally eludes me.

 

[symyjym]

Magic eye pictures.

Drove me f@*king nuts for about a month in 1993.

Yep I am sure it was the Emperor's New Clothes and people only saw something because of peer pressure.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Whistle. Incredibly irritating.

 

[symyjym]

I should try that out. I usually just put them around my arms.

You should put them on your ankles

 

[Thunder Bolt]

float in water.

I can't. I only learned to swim last year and can still only manage 10 metres.

 

[Megazone]

You should put them on your ankles

I'll try that on my kids first (just in case)

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Struggling to think of anything...

Modesty?

 

[backson]

Kick a football properly
Dance