What does everyone else seem to be able to do that you can't?

[Herr Tubthumper]

You should put them on your ankles

Or around his mouth

 

[Megazone]

Or around his mouth

I doubt they'll do big enough armbands.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Modesty?

Nope, i can do that

 

[Durlston]

Go a day without betting.

 

[smudge]

Fix things. DIY at home, or a little problem with the car. I am zero use.

 

[Spicy]

Ride a bike.

 

[looney]

Be polite to people.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Fix things. DIY at home, or a little problem with the car. I am zero use.

Yes, thats it, DIY

 

[looney]

Visualise in 3d - I have zero artistic talent.

Thats not an artistic skill but abstract/intellectual one.have you had your frontal lobes removed?

 

[Triggaaar]

Keep my alcohol down

 

[Lower West Stander]

blow bubble gum bubbles

 

[essbee]

Post on NSC without swearing.

It's a fu****g curse, I tell you.

 

[driller]

find ernest funny?

 

[GT49er]

Thats not an artistic skill but abstract/intellectual one.have you had your frontal lobes removed?

No. Quite an offensive suggestion. Many of us haven't had a frontal lobotomy, but if born with one good eye and one which doesn't work so well (lazy eye syndrome) have never seen anything in 3D.
Think yourself born lucky if you can. Hope your frontal lobes are capable of understanding that...................................

 

[GT49er]

OK, in response to this thread, see anything in 3D.

 

[Megazone]

No. Quite an offensive suggestion. Many of us haven't had a frontal lobotomy, but if born with one good eye and one which doesn't work so well (lazy eye syndrome) have never seen anything in 3D.
Think yourself born lucky if you can. Hope your frontal lobes are capable of understanding that...................................

Trust me. You're not missing out.

Imagine being pissed trying to concentrate on the TV. That's where 3D is up to at the moment.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I've never been able to use a yoyo properly.

Whistle. Just can't do it.

Roll my Rs

Click my fingers.

Getting a thumbs up from a mod

Sing or dance.

Keepie uppies. Don't think I've ever reached five.

blow bubble gum bubbles

All of these.

Mostly I love NSC; not right now. I opened this thread thinking "I'll think of something by the time I get to the end". Now, I'm thinking "I wonder if I'm the most incompetent human being who's ever lived".

 

[darkwolf666]

Roller or ice skate - would love to try a Segway, but know it would end in tears!

 

[DumLum]

You should put them on your ankles

I did that when I was a kid at the beach. Quite scary when the wave hit me and turned me upside down.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Understand the offside rule or pretty much anything to do with football since Brian Clough was relevant.

Edit - balls thought I was logged into my parody account.