what do you do that hacks your partner off

[Dave the OAP]

Mine is wandering round the house, or supermarket, or sitting in the car, singing " I predict a riot" over and over ( Its one of those catches that gets in your brain ) But it really hacks off my missus

 

[coventrygull]

When I get on my soap box about some issue. It is usually about 6 am when I am getting ready for work. She is not amused

 

[Napper]

farting and woofting the smell towards my nose.

She gets equally annoyed when I whiff the duvet as well.

Oh and if I fart in the car then lock the electric windows and turn the heating on

 

[ManOnTheRun]

Play cricket all Summer while she looks after the baby ...

Miserable cow ...

 

[Gritt23]

Clicking my toes. I don't realise I'm doing it until she snaps.

 

[Starry]

I click my nails, tap on anything and have that whole restless leg thing going on, drives him nuts.

He licks his knife all.the.damn.time and scrapes his cutlery over the plate making an awful sound. He ALWAYS takes his rubbish and leaves it on the kitchen side right above the bin. WTF the bin is right there bend over a little and put it in.

 

[captainmorganrum]

gamble on the footie!

 

[Easy 10]

I drum incessantly on my steering wheel, specially when we're sat at traffic lights or at a level crossing. I add in some "foot percussion" as well on this little plastic floor panel next to the clutch, and do the cymbals with my mouth, often building it to an unbearable crescendo - it's sometimes like the backing to a THRASH METAL track.

Drives her banana's, that does.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I also "pick " my toenails in bed....you know, you put your big toe nail under some of the others and they break and you pull the broken bits off....what is wrong with that?


Drives her mental

 

[Del Boy]

Farting in bed drives her mental, it's hillarous comedy!!

 

[Scoffers]

like the man said, watch footie during the winter, play cricket during the summer

 

[Dave the OAP]

He ALWAYS takes his rubbish and leaves it on the kitchen side right above the bin. WTF the bin is right there bend over a little and put it in.

to be fair Sinead, that is womans work.

 

[looney]

Rambling on about silly things, last time it was that bush was classified as a DFR by the CIA and NSA.





*DFR=Definatley a f***ing Reptoid.

 

[Gritt23]

I get dressed up in leather, and smear a whole tub of strawberry yoghurt all over the mistress.

Innocent enough, but the wife walks in and goes ballistic ....

 

[Race]

Apart from nagging him to do something right that second when he's in the middle of watching some pap on TV that he's Sky plussed, I do no wrong

As for him, well, farting in bed etc picking toes nails and letting toes nails fly everywhere without retrieving them URGH! Sings and whistles loudly just cos he knows it annoys me. Thinks he's a rally driver when it comes to roundabouts, bends and traffic lights and plays The Who too damn loud in the car, oh and watches far too much sport on TV!!

 

[Gritt23]

Apart from nagging him to do something right that second when he's in the middle of watching some pap on TV that he's Sky plussed, I do no wrong

As for him, well, farting in bed etc picking toes nails and letting toes nails fly everywhere without retrieving them URGH! Sings and whistles loudly just cos he knows it annoys me. Thinks he's a rally driver when it comes to roundabouts, bends and traffic lights and plays The Who too damn loud in the car, oh and watches far too much sport on TV!!

Oh hell, my wife is posting as Race all of a sudden.

 

[tinx]

Snoring.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Snoring. I CANT BLOODY HELP IT !

And the fact that she manages to be brilliant with money whilst I have sieve pockets.

 

[Yorkie]

I've just asked him and he said, 'Nothing in particular'

Him - snoring, dropping his dirty socks and underpants on the floor instead of putting them in the washing basket, shouting at other drivers whilst driving, keeps pressing the snooze button at 5.30am when he's working at the weekends instead of getting up straight away.

 

[Early Doors]

Come home and talk about my day/evening when she's in the middle of some gripping tv prog. Pisses her right off