what do you do that hacks your partner off

[Early Doors]

.......Mind you, it fucks me RIGHT off if she talks while im watching/listening to football

 

[Gully]

Don't have one, the last two are buried under the patio because they kept complaining about my strange habits and idiosyncracies.

(This is a joke, before the Police come and start digging up the garde, I might live in Gloucester but I am not a Fred West wannabe, I live at least half a mile from Cromwell Street)

 

[Scoffers]

When Brighton lose (which happens now and again, no really, it does) I get all depressed and grouchy - boy does she hate that !!

"It's only a game of bloody football" - is the response

"No it f***ing isn't . now leave me alone" - is my usual retort

 

[Easy 10]

When I open a bottle of beer, I let the lid fall into the cutlery draw (as thats where the bottle opener is). There's enough lids rattling round in there now to build a scale model of the Taj Mahal.

Hey, thats my evening sorted.

 

[Ned]

I try to talk to her whilst she's reading NSC

She annoys me by ignoring me cos she'e reading NSC

 

[Yorkie]

What?

 

[Rougvie]

Insisting that I have to go shopping on a Friday night.

 

[fatfingers]

allways have one more drink than i should

 

[Les Biehn]

Getting pissed off with people who have bad manners. She thinks that it shouldn't get to me but how can it not. Manners cost nothing.

 

[Superphil]

Buying too many old Albion shirts annoys Superwife.

That and me being pretty much perfect all the time, cleaning, ironing, cooking, making the bed, putting the washing on, emptying the bin/dishwasher. I never leave my skids lying around, she does, I always put my clothes away, she doesn't, I always put my shoes away, she never does.

Oh well, I knew I was perfect before she married me.

 

[Brighton4eva]

Breathing

 

[Icy Gull]

Leaving the loo seat up seems to get a reaction that makes it seem like I might have well have pissed on the floor

 

[Bakesy]

Leaving the loo seat up seems to get a reaction that makes it seem like I might have well have pissed on the floor

It's easy to get your own back......have a go at her for leaving it DOWN.....

 

[bailey]

farting and woofting the smell towards my nose.

She gets equally annoyed when I whiff the duvet as well.

A mate of mine used to fart and then pull the duvet over his (now ex) wife's head - he called it a "Dutch Oven".

Damn, do they freak out when you do that!

 

[The Large One]

... and plays The Who too damn loud in the car...

Physically impossible.

Anyway, apparently, I leave my dirty pants and socks all over the floor - I've told her that they make their own way to wash basket, she's just got to leave them there and it will happen. Sake.

Also, I supposedly watch too much footy on the box, which is a bloody lie - she watches far more Wycliffe, Morse, Columbo etc.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Farting in bed drives her mental, it's hillarous comedy!!

Mine just farts back and we end up having fart battles

 

[Brovion]

I apparently 'breathe too fast'. She finds that more annoying than my other vice of twitching my leg when I'm sitting down.

 

[Race]

I apparently 'breathe too fast'. She finds that more annoying than my other vice of twitching my leg when I'm sitting down.

Tank does that too, he twitches his leg up and down and the zips rattle on his tracksuit bottoms, it drives me nuts!! Oh and how could I have forgotten snoring from my list!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"He twitches his leg so much his zip rattles"


We've got to turn that into a song.

 

[1066gull]

Talk to much.

But she talks to loud.